Granted you understand what 'THAT' is all about but you forget what when is all about and your late going anywhere.


I wish someone would tell me how lucky I am to be working here.

Granted, you love the lipstick and fishnets, but it beats what your major was in college: clown soldier
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I wish I could get more miles out of this GIF.
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Granted, you love the lipstick and fishnets, but it beats what your major was in college: clown soldier
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I wish I could get more miles out of this GIF.
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Granted but unfortunately the M-288 Cream Pie Grenade was not in service during WW2 and the Mk-83 Gag Wig did not resemble the one shown and it was replaced by the Mk-141 Bald-Head skull cap anyway. Historians recognize your .gif as a fake and you are thoroughly discredited and are never listened to again. Everybody knows that the multi-coloured clown wigs were not introduced into combat until Korea, during the winter of 1951-52.

I wish politicians had to debate while wearing clown costumes.

Granted but only with the men. The women have to well wear something to this effect....

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I wish somebody's lack of planning wasn't my friggen emergency

Granted, it isn't...is is now everyone's emergency.

I wish boomers were bigger.

Granted, boomers are bigger. The number of letters has been increased by one and boomers are now bloomers

I wish my bloomers had lots of pretty missiles

Granted, but some of them missiles are targetted at uranus.

I wish monopoly money was legal tender.

Granted, but you draw a "GO-TO-JAIL!" card, and you lose all your hotels. Deeply depressed, you commit suicide as the stock market crashes.

I wish that I could force Bobby McFerrin to dish out any tune I requested of him.

Granted, however for some reason you keep requesting "Don't worry, Be Happy" ad infinitum.

I wish Bobby McFerrin would sing something other than what Stealth Hunter keeps requesting.

Granted, you will now be treated to endless Bobby McFerrin repititions of the theme song to Gilligan's Island. Enjoy.

I wish that the ridiculous was actually sublime.

Granted, there are subliminal messages buried in the ridiculous and the next thing you know, you are putting on makeup and sauntering up to JB telling him you are his bit#@.

I wish Sarah Palin didn't have such good looking legs in her short leather skirt...

Granted, she now has legs that resemble the arms of a gorilla....all the better to hug you with.

I wish politicians were truthful, honest and sincere.

Granted but now they are your parents...



I wish RR technology would allow me to be in Houston in one hour for about 45 bux....

Granted, it allows you to be all over Houston in very small pieces

I wish that German armor was made out of swiss cheese and unable to defend across rivers