Granted, but she is annoyed you forgot to pick her up and bring her yourself.

I wish NealT was not in the 'dog house' now.

Granted, he's at your house and wants a word with you for crushing that last dream

I wish NealT and Jim could sort out their differences peacfully

Granted, JB can now Rest in Peace and my head turns so I am looking in your direction.

I wish my wife would wake up this morning so I could be late for work...

Granted, now you're out of a job!

I wish for more hot sauce...

Granted, but it burns your mouth.

I wish scotch eggs were Irish.

Granted, Scotch eggs are now Irish, but that means that they are also now green and you don't like green eggs and ham, Jim I am

I wish Dr Suess would get out of my head

Granted, would you like him in your bed? Would you like him turning red?

I wish for a Dr. Seuss rhyming crush to this dream of oranges.

I cannot think of any so your wish is CRUSHED...

I wish there were not so much snow on the ground...

Granted, Most of it is now in your kitchen and living room

I wish NealT would stop complaining about the snow.

Granted, he now complains about you... to the Dept of Homeland Defence.

I wish defence had a gate

Granted, defense has a gate, Mr. Bob gates.

I wish I got my ends

Granted, you are now ended.

I wishI knew what was at the beginning.

Granted, at the begining there were dreams of being the hero, attaining wonderful goals and seeing faraway places. All of which was never achieved.


I wish my yacht was bigger

Granted, but it's just a tad bigger than a loaf of bread.

I wish my girlfriend didn't smell so terrible.

Granted, but just a little bit. (thought you where married jimbuna.)

I wish my school had window in the downstairs classes.:sunny:

Granted, your school now has a window in the lower bunker levels, which totally defeats the point. When the communist revolution starts you and surrounding people take to the shelters only to find yourselves completely exposed and defenseless as the tanks roll into the street...

I wish Task Force's school would get a new tank-proof shelter

They do....it is a submarine with screen doors instead of hatches and it lies at the bottom of the Bearing Straits...with you as it's headmaster, forced to live there all year round.

I wish people would stop crushing my dreams for slightly warmer weather without snow on the ground...

Granted, but it gets warm enough for the fat guy down the road to walk by in a speedo


I wish I could stop spamming random threads and actually contribute.

Granted, you actually contribute more spam more randomly

I wish carcharodon megalodon was still alive and swimming in our oceans

It is...they call it Silent Hunter 3, version GWX 3.0.

I wish it were inaugration day already...