Now, that is a chonky squirrel. :o

I learned something new today. :yep:
Squirrels should NOT be fed a steady diet of nuts.
In late fall and winter its OK because they need the blubber (if living outside and not in a trailer park).

So, the next time you plan to sit on a park bench- bring some tofu and kale. :yeah:
Also bad for squirrels- vape pens. :doh:





:Kaleun_Wink:

And, for goodness sake, play SMART. :salute:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGKzJV1KpOU

This woman is obviously an EXPERT. You can tell by all the tats on her arm and the smart watch that SHE KNOWS THE SCORE. :yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ol6pNOkvEqI


Squirrels are closely related to badgers... :hmmm:

Time once more for the ever-popular spinoff "Whack A Dick"
 

https://i.postimg.cc/GHfZxDzV/Tracy.jpg

Current plan is to launch this barely seaworthy vessel once again at 12:00 British Summer Time (11:00 GMT) tomorrow night - Friday. Please refer to the rules in this link - any participants who themselves go by the name of Dick or Richard etc. should report to me before the start time in order to collect protective clothing

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...postcount=3416

Revved up and ready to go....

Thread lock in one, two, three :)

Whack-off at 12:00 GMT (midnight tonight)
 

https://i.imgur.com/vAJQX6t.jpeg "It'll be better than the Olympics, this!"

Interview between STEED and Eichhörnchen
 

STEED: "Why did you decide upon Whack A Dick for this competition? Why now and why not choose something topical, as you often do?"

E: Well, we could've done the King's coronation but I thought that might be a bit disrespectful. In any case, we did do the Royal Wedding back in 2018 so we had all the horses and pageantry and stuff for that - and we all know how that's gone since. We could've done the Olympics but I didn't want to jinx that too. As it turned out they had the Bearded Lady so they didn't need me.

STEED: "So what's this with the squirrel badge - what's that all about?"

E: I often get asked this one. It's an optional thing - if you're on my friends list then you're in the club. Well not THAT club - I'll always deny it. It's just that the ones who show the badge, well they're often the real nutters - they're the ones you need to watch out for, especially Catfish.

STEED: "One final question - are you definitely mentally stable? I mean is the cheese still fully on the cracker?"

E: Right I'm off - I've got important work to do!

Updated the rools
 

https://i.imgur.com/u9WQz4h.jpeg

Updated last line (you aren't required to name the face as you whack it)


For any new players the full Whac-A-Squirrel game is explained on this page:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...21&postcount=1

The same principles apply but you're whacking people not squirrels this time

https://i.imgur.com/wTBRcr0.jpeg One hour to go

Picture number one
 

Whack......I haven't got a clue but in the spirit of the game let's go...:)

Well you were right to - but that one was supposed to be a 'gift' to the Aussies lol

https://i.imgur.com/cWovnOj.jpeg

Whack...Richard Basehart

Whack....Dr Kildare...Richard Chamberlain.....gotta get the early points.