Granted but people start drinking paint and turn there teeth pretty colors.

I wish for one dollar and twenty cent.:up:

Granted, but they are Zimbabwean dollars and are therefore worthless.

I wish my every desire was achievable.

Granted but you spend all your money while doing so and find out what it it is like to live in a cardboard box.;)

I wish I had $5 dollars and I was sitting in my house in the US.:D

Granted but $5.00 is all you have and your mortgage just went up. You will be evicted and on the street soon.

I wish we could get some smart people in congress who really care about doing a good job for the country.

Granted but they dont care about you.;)

I wish for a scrambled egg, fully cooked with the sunny side up made perfectly the way I like them. With a nice glass of tea, and a pice of toast with butter and Jelly on it for breakfast tomorrow.:rock: :D

Granted, you have a scrambled egg, fully cooked with the sunny side up made perfectly the way you like them, with a nice glass of tea, and a piece of toast with butter and Jelly on it for breakfast tomorrow, but since, at midnight, tomorrow becomes today, you never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever get it

I wish I knew what i was talking about

Granted but you still dont understand.

I wish I had a new Joystick so I can get back in the Sky with the IL2 people.:D

Granted, but the IL2 people just shoot you down cos they are jealous of your new joystick.

I wish it did what it said on the tin

New Page, new dreams to crush...

Granted but what it says on the tin is "Contents: Hellspawn, anthrax, botulism toxin, nerve gas, mustard gas, flatulence odour, dog and cat breath, vindaloo and black lung. Open this tin and you will die horribly. Use only as directed. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool dry place out of direct sunlight. For special offers call 1-877-NOW-U-DIE."

I wish for a machine that can convert politicians into degenerate matter on demand.

Granted there is now a machine that can convert politicians into degenerate matter on demand...however the matter is now a huge pile os sheet..piled as high as the Washington monument.

I wished Youtube wasn't on the Safe Filter here at work....

Granted it isn't, but then you find out that your computer network catches a virus, crashes, and you hve to start doing everything by hand again.

I wish I had eaten last night.

Granted, but 'last night' was undercooked and you now suffer from food poisoning.

I wish my mantra was stable.

Granted your mantra is stable but the rest of you is flaccid and the bitch across from you is in the mood for a pony ride....so she now dry humps you into a pile of sawdust...



I wish sawdust smelt like baking brownies....

Granted now people are fighting to get to it, But they find is tastes like eating wood not brownys. They hunt you down and keep you in a cage.;)

I wish for it to be the day school gets out for Christmas break.:D

Granted, but that doesn't change the fact that you DO have school, which means you just wasted a perfectly good day off

I wish my school exploded in a shower of fire and pizza