Granted, then there is a massive hunt to kill them all to shut them up, the become extinct. soon the people form "save the whales" riot outside your house finding out that you wished they could sing.

I wish this guy:|\\ would stop smokeing.

He stops smoking, but starts snorting, injecting, blotting, and enemating. (Is that a word?) Then, he goes to your house and eats you.



I wish I wasn't so paranoid.

Granted, but now you aren't prepared when T-H-E-M spring the trap

I wish the Germans would surrender, like...now

Granted, all those thousands surrendered outside your house and you are now solely responsible for feeding them.

I wish I'd been down under to see the faces of them cons when the South Africans toasted them.

No need JB...as punishment, they are sending them up to where you are to take care of the FB that sits in the desk across from you. They are being billetted at your place.

I wish for a day where no wishes were crushed.

Granted, you get a day where no wishes are crushed, but since it is night time somewhere right now your wish is thoroughly crushed anyway

I wish the CoD-WaW BSOD restart would get fixed

Your wish is granted. Now, it is the WaW BSOD-CoD restart instead.

I wish for a 24 hour period beginning right now in which all wishes are granted and no wish is crushed.

Granted, You may grant all of our wishes and crush none of them for 24 hours. Let us know how it goes.

I wish I had more water beneath the keel

Granted, but it's toilet water.

I wish the penultimate action was the final attempt.

Granted but the paradox that set in train is too confusing to articulate here.

I wish the yarpies were worse at cricket than they were last year.

Granted, but so do the other teams, leaving the Yarpies still relatively better players than everyone else.


I wish I had a clue how the term 'Yarpie' came to identify white guys from South Africa.

Granted, you had a clue how the term 'Yarpie' came to identify white guys from South Africa, but you lost it

I wish this guy would bite his tongue:pwhile playing cricket with the Yarpies who Rockstar knows came to be identified as white guys from South Africa because he had a clue how the term 'Yarpie' came to identify white guys from South Africa, but forgot, because he lost it

Granted, but he also bites his fingernails down to the bone with the excitement.

I wish I could have stayed up longer and watched the other 4 wickets go down after Pontings Duck :lol:

http://www.bbcc.ciren.net/Images/Pag...olden-Duck.jpg

Granted, but the show is interrupted in the final bit for an emergency broadcast which states that the match will not be seen for the rest of the night; instead it shall be replaced with a week long Monty Python marathon.

I wish that my lawn was emo.:roll:

Granted, now you can't cut your lawn without it snapping at you and crying.


I wish all those cricket jokes actually made sense to me.

Granted. You shall have a cricket announcer spend countless hours explaining the virtues of the game to you.

I wish Angelina Jolie was my wife.

Granted, But I hope you don't mind sharing, because you just joined 2,746,527 other men in the world who had the same wish come true.

I wish Neal would send me a free 2009 SUBSIM calendar

Granted, but as soon as your postman realises what he is about to deliver and further realises how scarce and valuable they are he pilfers it for himself.

I wish my time would come sooner rather than later.

Granted, the time of your execution that is

I wish for a battalion of dragoons

Granted, you shall have your battalion of Dragoons, however as they are an outmoded form of cavalry they are quickly mown down by my platoon of mechanised infantry.

I wish my megalomania was less pronounced