Granted, Tango uses OLC's GUI to sink Jimbuna's ship, the story is so tragic that his name cannot be mentioned ever again

I wish I had an army of Foul Beasts from Beyond the Plains

Granted but they fight back.

I wish I had a baked Patato with salt and butter.:D

Granted, but the potato is green so you are poisoned by it and the salt and butter conspire to raise your blood pressure and clog your heart.

I wish Task force had had a salad instead.

Granted, but i just finished my patato. (just had dinner)

I wish there was no sutch thing as high blood pressure.

Granted, there's no such thing as blood pressure at all now, have fun

I wish I could sell blood pumping thingamajigers at ridiculously high prices to all the people who have no blood pressure

Granted but, everyones dead including you.;)

I wish it was friday.:D

Granted, "it" is now "Friday", but at midnight on Thursday night we all go crazy because Friday's now it.

I wish Friday wasn't so easy to crush dreams, Friday's just not fair is Friday?

Granted friday is so esay, There are no more dreams left to crush.;)

I wish that TODAY was friday.

Granted but now weekends start on Wednesday so Friday's are the new Monday's. Enjoy the work week just starting today.

I wish life had selective time compression and a pause switch.

Granted but your using too high a tc and slam into the end of your
life at 4096 x tc which is unfortunate as You die in a middair collision
wich now adjusted for time compression results in an combined impact
speed of 5324800 mph turning you into a fine red mist on the wind that
blows away in about a four thousandth of a second.


I wish I Had a better closer for that crush

Granted Friday is a realy good one, but friday is soon forgotten.

I wish I wasnt the only kid in school that likes subs and silent hunter.:D

Granted, there IS another kid at school who likes Silent Hunter and he just ate your copy. He likes subs too, the sandwich kind.

I wish applesauce was made with onions.

Granted applesauce is now made with onions which effects makes your breath even more tainted...now instead of frolicking in the crystal clear waterfalls and running through green meadows with naked nymphs your sitting all alone....


I wish bird crap slid off the car...

Granted, it slides off the car onto your shoes

I wish for the absence of disbelief

Granted, but nobody believes you so everyone stares in disbelief.

I wish my son would get his own apartment.