Well, you do what you gotta do to keep the other half happy.

You could always cite, "This is what you wanted Honey." Then go sleep on the couch.:cool:

Mine went into panic mode right after we euthanized the dog and she's already gone and bought a replacement. Even though I suggested we take a nice long vacation from the care and feeding of a dog. We still have the damned cat after all! She chose a 6 week old Brittany Spaniel pup. It arrives this Saturday. Crap! :roll:

She even had the audacity to suggest not having this one spayed and breeding her.
I said; "Now you're pushing your luck."

What a bargain!
Cash, check or money order?:cool:

Wife says cash only and she comes with the deal, her dogs, bills, etc....Son is almost 18, so hopefully you'll only have to deal with him another 10 years

Only if you have a hefty payout on your life insurance.:03: I won't need to deal with your offspring, since I'll be spending at least ten years in the slammer, guarding my bunga.:timeout: Wife 2.0 still has one living at home. He just turned 34. :roll: Maybe I'll try the two for one special. I even provided her with an out that she stabbed me in the back on and let the worthless goober come back.:-?

Here's an idea for you, Armistead...
 

Buy her a butter churn. Hopefully she'll get the idea...eventually.:D

my wife thinks great sex makes up for everything.....like I'm that shallow...

WHA.....!!! HALF? you mean the other 7/8th ...don't you? I settled for food and getting to colonoscopy appointments on time...:k_confused:

OMG! As opposed to banal or mundane sex??? Man I learn so much just sitting at your knee..I pray you...enlighten me! I don't seem to have ever known the difference:O:

Running on empty...
 

Can you really take sex advice from a guy nicknamed Nonads Blankshooter?:hmmm:

Biggest embarrassment is the day your wife informs you that your new pet name is Justin.

It's better than Justout.:03::yep: Especially when you realize she's not talking about Kosher beer.:O:

Or making reference to someone else :o

Ye olde slobberknockers...
 

Ohhh! The pain! Still, it could be worse. She might start making reference to Justine in her sleep.:timeout:

I count myself fortunate that my 1.0 Shrew only cost me one Golden Penny to get rid of. :rock::D

Keep the change, Bi.....err Butch.

Shortcomings?
 

LOL :haha: I've been called a deity many, many times.
It never involved a tectonic event though.:D:03::shucks: