granted, but then it gets TO good for TO long and you wish it to be bad again


i wish i had a life :88)

Granted, everyone else does as well :lol:

I wish all grapes were seedless.

Granted, but without a few seeded grapes to keep the plantations going, those are the last few grapes you or anybody else will ever eat.

I wish dogs could talk.

Granted. They tell you that they hate your home, you, and they wish for you to die a horrible death.


I wish that I could fly.

Granted, but the gov. will take you away and lock you up, 'cause otherwise everyone would want to know how you did it, and the only thing the gov. hate more than terrorists are people that knows something they don't.

I wish it was Christmas Eve....

Blimey, doublepost! How the ruddin' hell....

Granted, but you have no presents to open because your loved ones knew nothing of your wish and have yet to buy your presents.

I wish fish could walk on land like humans.

Granted! Reaching into their far, far evolutionary past, fish once again discover the mechanism that allows them to breath air and walk on dry land. Looking about at the oceans and the levels of pollution that they have attained, the Fish People start a mass "illegal immigration" to the developed Western Countries and "the better life".

This has the negative effect of overloading an already strained to the max social and health care system. The Western Counties implode under the pressure and the world begins a new era of "Piscean Supremacy".

I wish automobile drivers in the US Northeast corridor would learn to drive like sane people...

Granted, but then they suffer from insanity, and start running people OVER with their cars. Happy now?! Either settle for their terrible driving skills, or accept how you'll have to worry about a car ramming into your house at night.

I wish that I could ban whoever I wished (and it couldn't be me).

Granted but your not a Mod. of Subsim so you can ban them.
I wish i got my new computer already!

Granted, but Santa didn't have time to install all the latest upgrades because you wanted it early and it won't play GWX2.

I wish ould hurry up helping seed this GWX2 torrent.

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/imag...s/wolfmoon.jpg


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...de/wolf-38.gif

So I CAN ban them, eh?:hmm: Thanks!

Granted, but everybody knows that torrents are the slowest things in the universe, so you don't get anything done, and it will take you 6 weeks to download from the torrent. (@ Jimbuna)

I wish I could be declared Cthulhu!

Granted, but with global warming being at an advanced stage, all the oceans on earth dry up and you find yourself homeless. The human race therefore find it easy to hunt you down, kill you and in so doing, the price of fish drops to an affordable level.

I wish I didn't have to go for a works medical in the moening.

Granted. You get in a car wreck two days later, and are sent there anyway, only to die of infection.:D

I wish that I WAS the universe.

Granted, but since you're getting bigger by the second, it's suddenly a bitch to buy new clothes.

I wish I was popular.