Granted, But you'll have to work for the Employment Office to really make it happen. And even then it's a bad roll of the dice.

I wish Headcase had remembered to wish for something so I could crush it.

Granted, you made the wish for him and I crushed it

I wish them darn lawnmowers would stop making such a noise as they are working right in front of my shop

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Granted the lawnmowers go away never to return which leaves your grass growing so high no-one can see your little shop of horrors anymore...you go out of business to become a live-in bum at the airport...

I wish people who play this game could remember how to play it...:rotfl:

Granted, but tjey soon forget again and you experience groundhog day feelings.

I wish the mighty were weak.

Granted, the mighty are weak but that means the weak become the mighty which means they become weak which means they become mighty but then become weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty...

I wish today were Thursday.

Granted, It is Thursday where I am but still Wednesday where you are. At least until tomorrow...

I wish people were not stupid enough to become neo-facists

granted, they become communists and ruin this world

I wish all communists were dead.

Granted, you can have this rifle, go kill 'em

I wish all the commie bastards were dead

Granted, you can have a pair of boxing gloves, now go and fight them.

I wish marmalade was jam.

Granted, but now Jaffa Cakes have lost their appeal to me.

I wish I could brew my own beer.

Granted, but it tastes horrible

I wish I had an ugbunkamontouk

Granted.. but no one knows what that is ! :D

I wish I was perfectly healthy.

Granted, but you are killed by a bus just when you are at the very pinnacle of your health.

I wish I could make better use of OLC's GUI.

Granted your as healthy as a flea.

I wish my name was unmentionable.