Granted but since the Foul Beasts from Beyond the Plain actually did the deed, the little fellow pockets your cash for doing nothing at all.

I wish the Foul Beasts from Beyond the Plain get caught up in the two-day tropical storm and get blown over to Taskforceland which becomes even more foul.

Jeez whos your field commander rowdy yates?

Granted but a torrent of evil beast excrement gets
caught up and suspended in the air in liquified form
as the storm settles permanently over Randomizerburg


I wish I had a nose plug

Granted but TaskForceland sends them TPS back to Ya.

I wish my grandmas plane would get stuck at the airport in Texas so she couldnt come here.:D

Granted, but it's not nearly enough to stop the Foul Beast's from Beyond the Plains...foulness (Which incidentally also knocked out the engines on Task Force's Grandmother's plane)

I wish the plains had hills

Granted they are now liquified undulating from tectonic attack from the
diabolical laboratories of Mushyland, causing all your forces to be buried
ten feet under the earth.

I wish y'all werent too slow :rotfl:

Granted now were to fast.

I wish my grandma wasnt ariveing tomorrow. (or today,Or for the next 5 years).:D

Granted, but the next thing you know you are moved by your company and put up in her house for the next 20 years.

I wish pizza had more calories.

granted you eat to much of it and gain 400 lbs.

I tomorow was today and today was the day after tomorow and the day after tommorow was yesterday.:D

Granted, but now we are as confused as you.

I wish Task Force would go to bed.

Granted, and he's waiting for you........

I wish all bellybuttons were "innies"

Granted, all the outies get pushed in and start to cause a massive over production of bellybutton lint causing a run of the lint futures market and collapsing your personal economy

I wish frankfurters weren't people too

Granted and all commercial frankfurters are recalled when traces of real meat are found in one.

I wish that the Wiz was a wiz of a Wiz if ever a Wiz there was.

Granted, but he died last week (Didn't you see the obituary?)

I wish the police will never find out what really killed him

Granted the police never find out what really killed him, which turns out to be a plague thus consuming raptorland...making it unsafe for billions of years


I wish concrete was soft

Granted, it is soft when compared to diamonds so when you hit the pavement it will still hurt

I wish our national sport was dream crushing