Granted, but seeing as 3 people have posted at the same time, i have no idea what to curse you with...

I wish Ubootcomradeland will be ready for the upcoming war.

Granted but that is just smoke and mirrors to diguise his impending surprise attack. He does offer you the 60% of his army suffering from STD's however.

I wish excessive use of smilies caused massive weight gain, bad breath and flatulence in the user.

Granted you are now veary fat and have bad breath and flatulence ,along with many other mambers who hunt you down and gut you like a fish. Fresh Randomizer here get some while it lasts.:rotfl:

I wish Task forceland would be victourious in takeing over Uboatcomradeland with its advanced U boats and air raids/nuclear warheads.:D

Granted

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I wish I was in control of you all http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2179/mushdeskcr7.gif

Granted, but you are overthrown for being an oppressive tyrant

I wish Task Forceland will sign that damned trade agreement already

Aaaw that is a great pic of you Jimbuna.:rotfl:

Granted but we rebel when you are sleeping.

I wish Jimbuna would get along with that woman acrost from him, they would make a perfect couple.;)

Darnit you beat me Raptor.

Granted, but even perfect couples have their problems. After the divorce she becomes the new Mrs. Task Force.

I wish carrots were blue.

Granted but they dont ketch on and the companys go back to red.

I wish that I never go bald like Jimbuna. (Or as his PIC shows):rotfl:

Granted, but you ust wear a cap.

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I wish never never land was real.

Granted, never never land is real and you get to spend the rest of your days there with Michael Jackson

I wish my son hadn't set the back deck on fire

Granted its real, but you are the only one who lives there.

I wish I had a wish that could not be crushed by Raptor1 ,Jimbuna, ubootcomrade, randomizer.;)

Granted, but it is stolen from your mind by the Foul Beasts from Beyond the Plains, which also incidentally lit DT's back deck on fire

I wish I knew where "Beyond the Plains" actually refers to

Granted, but seeing as I control the genie, your wish will never come true.

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I wish my nib was full of spanish ink.

Granted but it dosent work anyway.

I wish we would get a nice tropical storm for the next two days.:D

sorry best we could do is Hawaiian punch for you.


I wish dt's son didnt charge me so much for that
last prank.