Granted, he takes away your gift, he told me that you are ungrateful.

I wish macs would get the blue screen of death, and stuff like that, just like PCs.

Granted, macs get the blue screen of death, and stuff like that, just like PCs, but now PCs get the invisible screen of death immediately followed by emissions of extremely large quantities of methane

I wish Task Force had a gas mask

granted, but I do and you dont, and you get one.

I wish macs and PCs were equal.

Granted, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates now own your family, your cat, and Belgium


I wish that house cats went extinct

Granted, but the rodent population spikes upwards and plague is spread on every continent except for Antarctica.

I wish that people had common sense.

Granted, people have common sense, as a result they stop listening to anything you say and go about their merry way

I wish people would pay attention

Granted, but with the $ rising they can't afford to pay it too often.

I wish I wore my heart on my sleeve.

Granted, but it gets infected by all the nasty stuff much easier

I wish Jimbuna would put his heart where it belongs, ASAP

Granted, but now you are susceptible to infections. :dead:

I wish that everyone could pay to go to college.:know:

granted, but not everyone wants too, is intelligent or responsible enough to attend. So they piss away the college money on crack rock become addicted to it and remain unproductive zombies their entire life.

I wish I had a 10 horse power outboard motor for my li'l dingy.

Granted, you have a 10 horse power outboard motor for your li'l dingy, but your dingy is dinky and the 10 horse power motor pushes it so fast that you fall out and your dinky dingy goes off into the sunset by itself

I wish I had a V-8 chainsaw

Granted, but you can't afford the petrol/gas to run it.

I wish we were all in 'the know'.

Granted, we now are in the know but that also puts is in the "you know what"!

I wish confidence was as easy to come by as fear

Granted, but the conflict between the two causes your head to explode.

I wish I understood the Chewbacca Defense

Granted, but a swift upper cut to the jaw from Princess Leia causes you to forget and loose 4 teeth.

I wish I had Skybird's HDTV

Granted, but I had to hire a friend to get him drunk and invite him into the hot tub while I helped myself to his HDTV.

Where do I send it anyway?

I wish I could get that picture out of my head.

Granted, but that, again, involves a highly invasive, potentially deadly and insanely expensive brain surgery

I wish geetrue's operation would succeed

Granted, now you have a pic of this in your head.
http://sameritech.files.wordpress.co...est_man_03.jpg

(I know its scary.)

I wish to get that I could get a new pair of eyes, after seeing this pic.:dead:

aaaawww, raptor beat me to it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (For a more thorough explanation of my reaction, click here)

Granted, but your brain still remembers


I wish my text would go back to normal

Granted, your text goes back to normal, but you don't and are forever resigned to residing in a rubber coated room with no windows

I wish one o'clock would hurry up and get here