Granted, you don't have to work on this rainy dreary day but you will have to when the sun is shining and you'd prefer to be at the beach.

I wish Mush would believe that this is a baby photo of TarJak

http://www.monky.ro/wp-content/uploa.../cute_baby.jpg

Granted.... babies first words ...nyaaagh ... whats up doc?


I wish I had never wished to see tarjaks baby picture

Granted, but you can never unsee what you just saw

I wish I had more CV4s

Granted, you have more CV4s, but the CV4s you have are a newly discovered STD virus that results in your brains turning into strained squash baby food, your liver turning into goose pate, and your lungs being filled with poop bricks, all of which occurs over a span of 20 years causing you incalculable pain and suffering

I wish the CV4 virus didn't exist

Granted, a cure is found but then quickly superceded by the CV5 virus.

I wish turkeys couldn't 'gobble'

Granted they chew properly and slowly with their mouths closed
however they are now Jimbuna eating mutant turkeys.

I wish I had some Cranberry Jelly.

Granted. You may now scrape the cranberries from my feet, for I squished them by walking on them.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

Granted you have 3 more wishes...but you can only wish one wish a year...and never wish again for more wishes


I wish cranberries crushed by feet would actually be bottled as toe jam...

KD

Granted but now your Jam for your sandwhich has Toe Jam in it, and lint.;)

I wish I was a GWX 4 beta tester when it comes out. (Just cant wait for it.:D).

Granted, but like me you are still waiting...


I wish waiting was more fun

Granted, it's so much fun you'll do it for the rest of your life

I wish I had some Bloody Guns o' Murder

Granted, but I'm sure the police would get their hands on them to find out who the blood belongs to and it wouldn't look very good for you either.

I wish I had someone to play my wargames with.

Granted but because you suck they wont let you play.:doh:

I wish I had someone to play wargames with.:|\\

Granted, but it's Blacklight so you never play anyway

I wish Raptor1 would send me back the file so we can get on with the game

Granted, but it's a metal file for sawing through the iron bars of a prison cell.

I wish I was the Jailer.