Granted but the pin comes from the hand grenade you are holding.

I wish I knew what this guy found so funny: :rotfl:

Granted but you realise he is laughing at you and the hand gernade in your hand. (pin pulled out)

I wish that I had something to wish for.:D

Granted, and then it has been thoroughly...crushed!

Avast, I be wishing it be Talk Like yer being a Pirate day already

Granted, but you now require a peg leg, hook for a hand and parrot droppings on one shoulder since your other parrot is long dead. Don't forget the eyepatch either. BTW, the French Foreign Legion is hunting you for kidnapping rich tourists whether you're guilty or not.

I wish for a caronnade that fires lemonade.

Granted, but it goes off whilst you are loading it showering you with sticky fluid

I wish carronades came in six packs

Granted making a full broadside 216 guns from fifty yards.
I would suggest at this point looking off your port beam.


I wish I had some bar shots

Granted but Jimbuna and the fat bitch that works at the desk across from him come by and drink up all of your bar shots, and your beers and even whatever wine you happen to have on your port beam. They also open a canister of grapeshot and a packet of chips (yes, that means crisps).

I wish I had spelt carronade correctly since I know better...

Granted, but as you know better you stopped playing this game several posts ago and your poorly educated alter ego took over

I wish Randomizer's alter ego could spell Randomiser

Granted, he can but he will not since doing so would be just plain wrong.

I wish there was nothing wrong with our bloody ships today.

Granted your bloody ships are all fine but your submarines are all all sunk

I wish the bloke carrying my dinner would hurry up and arrive

Granted, he arrives to tell you that they're all out

I wish I had a magic gold ring

Granted, but he was late because he is suffering from leprosy and one of his legs fell off enroute.

I hope TarJak enjoys his meal.

Granted, I did.:D No crush necessary

I hope Raptor1's golden ring doesn't hurt too much

So do I

I wish TarJak made a wish

Granted, I wish I typed wish instead of hope last time.:lol: