Granted, but your feet are too big.

I wish I didn't have to fly 8 hours to get to New York....

Granted. You don't get to go to New York.

I wish I had a PC that could run sh4 on max graphics settings

Granted, but now SH5 is released and your computer specs are woefully inadequate.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work next Monday.

granted, but now you have to work on sunday instead


i wish SH3 had fully modelled boats with crew in all compartiments

Granted, but to reduce system requirements they are all clones of Bernard.

I wish I owned a NASCAR team.

Granted, but you hire Bernard and his twin as drivers and they keep crashing costing you sponsorships and millions in repair bills and insurance premiums. On reviewing their contracts they have ironclad agreements that you cannot break and are stuck with them until they crash into the pits killing 200 people and destroying most other NASCAR teams in the ensuing fireball.

I wish that I hadn't crushed that dream quite so hard. (I like NASCAR).

Granted, you wake up in a cold sweat and realise you were having a nightmare.

I wish newcastle United could actually win a game of football on the odd occasion.

Granted, the odd occasion that they play conference teams they win. Any time they play an FA side they lose.

I wish Jimbuna was a West Ham United fan.

Granted, but they soon get relegated all the way to non league football, and he reverts back to the TOON.

I wish money was cheap.

Granted, money is now worth 0.0000000001 and therefore useless.


i wish i knew how to model with all sorths of graphic things to make an attempt to model a full U-boat

Granted, however your modelling career is cut short because all your photo shoots end up looking like this:
http://www.soldcentralfl.com/flyingpenguin/crapshot.jpg

I wish there were more interesting targets about.

Granted: But you have to come back from the future,to the proper hemisphere and the tagets would be the right way up.that'll be different for you.;)

I wish my p.c. was working proper :cry:.

Granted, it has been since you bought it. It's the person operating it that's the problem.

I wish Kratos could live in the future too.

Granted but there is no wine and beer and Kratos would have to go back to the past becuase he can not go to the bar on thrusdays to get drunk.:lol:
I wish I could make video games.

Granted, you can make clones of Pac-Man, Pong, Asteroids, Tetris and Missile Command. Congratulations.

I wish LucasArts would make a new version of the X-Wing game.

Granted, but it's called the Z-Wing because they were sick and tired of gamers asking "Y"

I wish my new router would recognise the WAN connection.

granted, but now it dosnt recognise your computer


i wish ppl didnt overbid me on ebay on a german bayonet with scabbard :shifty:

Granted, You just get dudded by the seller!

I wish that I get the job I've applied for!

Granted but you get the lowest pay!
I wish I could make a time machine.

Granted! You successfully build a time machine but are unable to use it due to "temporal paradox".

I wish the presidential hopefuls would run non-smear campaigns this year.