< Isn't it obvious.

Ever been to Canada?

Ha! No... :D


And I never did like Futurama...

Can you guess what my favorite TV show is?

I'll take a guess. Hillbilly Handfishin'. :O:

What is 2+2 in zero gravity?

Nothing.

Why does the present always turn into the past?

Wrong. It's Saturday Night Live. :O:

Okay...back on topic...


Because as time moves forward, present becomes outdated. Which turns it into the past.

Where do these questions come from? :06:

Why does corned beef and cabbage destroy toilets?

My wife is a skinny short lady, and she destroyed the bathroom like a 300 pound bean eating, beer drinking fat man would.

It wafted down the stairs...

DOWN THE STAIRS.

Mind you this is a lady... Ladylike and gentle in every way except when she eats cabbage!

I gotta drop a deuce, but the bathroom is still poisonous after 20 minutes with an open window.

I got a spackle bucket in the garage, wouldn't be the first time...



Just letting you know, women aint all flowers and sunshine. Sometimes they are methane and rotten eggs.:D

They come from the ether, the source of all things questionable.

Why does Soopaman feel compelled to post a long and lame joke that has nothing whatever to do with the thread topic?

Because his team lost the Superbowl and he feels special and perhaps he did not realize the lameness of his joke nor its level of WTMI.

I get two questions since the last poster did not ask one and Steve was merely trying to get the train back on the tracks like a good carman.



1) Why do people not follow instructions?

2)What is a derailment?

1) Because they think they're so special they don't have to.

2) When a train goes off the tracks.

Why does Stealhead thinks he deserves two questions?

Why do I have a bloody nose right now?

Oh trying to have a bit of fun. Not a question, screw me!

Why does soop feel so beaten on by certain posters today?

I get 2 questions too, the other guy did. ;)

You're supposed to answer the previous question, then ask one. It's obvious from the first post and from every one after. Either play by the rules or play somewhere else.

What I do to threads. :(

Why do pot smokers get locked up longer than drunk drivers?

1. Fail at reading maps does that to some

2 could mean two things, saying to a person who lost a match: you just got derailed, a losing team/group: - they just got handed to them a derailment card!

What was the name of the day on August 21 753 BC:D

Finsh the sentence: Behind every great man is a woman.. :hmmm:(hint not a dirty answer)

Those were already answered in post #309.