Granted, but it is remembered by a 90-year old man with alzheimer's.

I wish I could meet Yog-Sothoth.

Granted, but now that it's passed, there's no need for anyonr to buy you a present.

I wish it was Sunday 16th.

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/imag...s/wolfmoon.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...de/wolf-38.gif

Granted. Tomorrow is Monday.:D


I wish that SubSim had more emoticons.

Granted but now all your posts look like Jimbuna's.

I wish I had a beer right now.

Granted. You drink the beer and continue to drink until your full and drunk. You decide to want to take a drive. You get in your car and take off. As you're driving along, you think you see little bugs crawling on the windshield of your car. You swerve to knock them off, and CRACK! You crash right into a tree, killing you instantly. [Drinking and driving do not mix, lol; sound like a prohibitionist.]

I wish I had more cowbell.


http://seoblog.intrapromote.com/more_cowbell.jpg

Granted, but you ring it too often in a bar and it annoys a mountain of a guy who gives you a good hiding and then throws you out of the bar.

I wish my next emergency call is not to a bar disturbance.

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/ima...es/wolfcop.gif

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...de/wolf-38.gif

Granted but it will you causing the problem!
I wish i had something to talk about.

Granted, but noone will listen.

I wish this girl would send me an E-mail already...

Granted, but the firewall on your computer blocks it, meaning the thought of not know what she was going to say will haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish my Christmas shopping was done...

Granted, but someone breaks into your home and steals the gifts. You show up, Christmas Day, with nothing for your family. Slowly, but surely you are forgotten by them. Your relationships crumble and you're thrown out of your home. You walk around for years, a stinking bum, until you come to your home again. It is run-down and has drunks/meth cookers living inside. You feel extremely depressed. You walk along the sidewalk and then into the woods, never to be seen or heard from again.


I wish I had snow and ice AGAIN tomorrow (in Missouri) so I would not have to be taken to school to observe and participate in classes like my job requires me to do.

Granted, but you are the only one who is 'snowed in' so they bring the pupils to your house.

I wish money was cheap.

Granted, you get to live in Zimbabwe where money is very cheap. Like life... But everything else is really expensive. http://www.dailyreckoning.com.au/zim...on/2007/10/15/

I wish I had a nice cuppa tea.

Granted but i forgot to heat it up.:p
I wish i had no school today becuase of the snow here

Granted, you can have the day off.

I wish you don't spend your day off school lurking on the TS server.

Granted, but by hanging about he has overheard the admin access passwords to the lair and is now hacking your account and changing your avatar to something nasty.:88)

I wish the weather would improve.