Granted, wishes become dishes of kanishes, great piles of them in fact. Until one fine day, the crane used in downtown Uboatcomradegrad to stack the wish dishes of kanishes collapses and all are duly crushed.

I wish I had a red door...

Granted, you've now got a perfect match for your big red nose.

I wish spaghetti was string.

Granted all of your spaghetti breaks down to its constituent
Subquantum-strings. unfortunately you didnt rinse
it so your spaghetti sticks to this M-Brane. Causing a common
resonance throughout all of the universes strings. this manifests
its self when suddenly everything north of the universal
meridian turns to meatsauce and cheese.


I wish I had some garlic bread and a bottle of Chianti

Granted, but now your wife won't kiss you because of the smell of your breath and your to drunk to notice.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me at work would take advantage of MM whilst he's inebriated.

Sorry not Granted shes your B!tch heres a tub of margarine to
help ease it on.

I wish I had some Gingersnaps.

Granted, you get a Gingersnap that neither tastes of ginger or is snappy

I wish frogs were more like crocodiles

Granted, but now everyone has their legs bitten off whilst sunning themselves next to their ponds in the garden.

I wish frog spawn was essential for desserts.

Granted have your cruchy frog desert and be happy

I wish jimbuna had seconds

Granted, but he gives them to you

I wish you all some bad luck

Granted, we all have some bad luck, but it turns out to be a good thing when the silver lining in the clouds is discovered to be the light at the end of the tunnel (no, not the one with the train attached:D) and we all live happily ever after

I wish money grew on trees

Granted but all the bad luck bounces off of us and back to you. Enough bad luck to curse you for the rest of your short life.

edit. Type slower next time DT.

I wish I knew why raptor is going to have sutch a short life.:hmm:

Granted but money trees dont grow in your region.

I wish I had a money tree in my back yard.

Granted, I was rich and had a short but good life (Money can indeed buy happiness, you know), and now you inherited the money tree, causing you to have a short life as well

I wish you were happy with that

Granted, we're so happy we split our sides laughung and one of our broken ribs cuts into our heart killing us and you are executed for being a mass murderer.

I wish I could be the official hangman.

Granted but they rarly do hangings anymore in most countrys, so you are out of a job.;)

I wish for a pin in the shape of a U boat.:D (realy want one):yep: