Granted

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But you only get to drink with this guy.

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I wish autumn was an extra month this year.

Granted, it takes a month from Summer, no catch

I wish a day was 17.56254 hours

Granted a day is now 17.56254 hours, which changes your age from 16 to 24 your drafted into the French Foreign Legion. Ship into the Sahara for training.


I wish a day was actually 28.532 hours.

Granted, but it still doesn't mean you'll get any more work done around the house and your wife will just nage your for 4 more hours a day

I wish life had a vertical and horizontal control knob

Granted, but as with everything else in life, they're out of order

I wish for a Wish-O-Matic

Granted you are gifted a wish o matic... a trojan wish o matic
midnight of the first night out comes the Golden Horde and
the glassy remains of raptorland fall to the superior technique
of the martinites.

I wish hed been ready for that.

Granted, but no washing powder has been developed for it yet, therefore it is of absolutely no use to anyone.

I wish soap operas were made of chocolate.

Granted, soap operas are now made out of chocolate, but when the hot sexy scenes start, the actors melt and the shows are forever stuck in a morass of melted chocolate.

I wish it was a happy day

Granted its a happy day for everyone who doesnt pay their taxes
to washington.


I wish you could all try my Gingerbread Pancake's

Granted, however the people demand more, and mushyland is already on the brink of revoloution.

I wish I had an evil snowman.

Granted, but since it's summer, it melts before you can do anything with it

I wish the snow would turn red with the blood of the naughty (Where there is snow, that is)

Granted, but due to global warming, there is no longer any snow in the world.

I wish every Thursday was Hot Ladies get Naked Day.

Granted the UN declares every thursday hot ladies get naked day
except where prohibited by law. Unfortunately some well meaning
types in your homeland had the foresight to ban thursdays in your
country making you guys the only exception.


I wish it was thursday.

Granted, it is not Thursday, 23:59 PM, where you live

I wish it was winter, always and forever

Granted, everybody on the planet now lives in Siberia.

I wish dominoes were chess pieces.