David Cameron forgetting which team is his favourite is an honest mistake to make.

Like forgetting which pub his daughter is in.

So Cameron gets Villa and West Ham mixed up. In the grand scheme of things, does it really matter?.

It's not like he mistook IS for freedom fighters and wanted to bomb Syria on their behalf, is it?.

If Cameron was a prostitute he would have to pay me to have sex with him.

Passing comment from a women in the pub I heard. :har:

So toff boy wants to enshrine in law within 100 days that he wont raise VAT, N.I or Income Tax...
Labour have already said no VAT rises no NI rises and only tax rise will be 50% rate to make MILLIONAIRES pay the average £43,000 pa Cameron bunged them...
In 2010 toff boy said "NO VAT RISES" AND promptly RAISED it to 20%...
toff boy will slash TAX CREDITS to those earning UNDER £40k......affecting TENS OF MILLIONS on lower and middle pay to PROTECT HIS BLOODY MILLIONAIRE pals...
What's this about toff boy (a) PROTECTING MILLIONAIRES....(b) RAISING VAT before the 100th day AGAIN (c) PANIC AT A FAILING CAMPIAGN

I'd like to beg everyone NOT to vote for ukip in this years election.

I don't have anything against Nigel or his policies... I just don't want to lose the deposit on my mail order bride.

In the run-up to the election, Labour have pledged to increase the number of 'truly affordable homes'.

So will the Conservatives, if you count cardboard boxes.

Choosing who to vote for in the election is like having to choose a sexually transmitted disease.

They're all unpleasant and some are worse than others, but you really don't want any of them.

We sat with tears of laughter in our eyes and as the programme ended my wife said,

"God that was funny, when is it on again? "

"I don't know about the Conservatives, " I replied, "but there is a LibDem one on tomorrow night. "

Thanks jim made me laugh. :up: :har:

I think the best laugh will come when we see how they all try to form the coalitions they have already stated they aren't interested in forming.

Your right, Ed really has played into the hands of Dave with this firm NO SNP so if he comes out in front of Dave is he going to turn down becoming PM? Like hell he is not, so he will have to deal with the SNP. Ed should have kept attacking Dave what about UKIP, DUP and the LibDems?

I think Cameron is trying to garner votes from voters by playing the SNP card and likewise Ed is doing the same. The final outcome will depend on who resents SNP interference the most but I wouldn't discount the possibility of the LibDems, UKIP and a couple of other minor parties putting country first and allying themselves to Cameron as a block vote against any potential SNP interference.

I physically laugh when I read'hear the a Tory red line is an insistence on an EU referendum.

David Cameron says he will make doctors surgery's open 7 days a week

once he has cleared it with the GP's receptionists...

Most people in the UK are hoping for a hung parliament.
If we use all the lampposts in Parliament Square, Whitehall, The Mall, Birdcage Walk and Constitution Hill that should do it.

If that Bastard gets back in then we are finished!

Ed Miliband would rather have David Cameron in Downing Street than do a deal with the SNP.

David Cameron will resign if the Lib-Dems won't let him hold an EU referendum.

Anybody want to run the country ?

Look who got upset..

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-he...56.html#grbkfW

Say anything and your dragged off by Toff Boy's goons. Probably knocked him out and taken him to the brain washing centre, you will vote Tory you will worship Cameron. In this day and age I would not be surprised.

Yes, I must admit I wasn't very impressed with how the right to free speech was dealt with :nope:

The Conservatives have said that if they are re-elected on Thursday, they will 'finish the job' of reducing Britain's benefits bill.

Iain Duncan Smith added, "There are still quite a few disabled people out there who haven't been driven to suicide yet."

Labour: The big issue is the NHS and privatisation of our assets.
Ukip: Immigration is the big issue and it's effect on the British people.
Conservative: The big issue is what most of you will be selling if we get into power again.