Granted, new to the job you make a minor error in Parliamentery proceedure causing the Opposition to invoke the "Nasty and Evil Prime Minister Act" of 1508. This results in you being sent to the Tower of London while forefitting your Landes, Sheepe and Tenents. You are then Hung, Drawn and Quartered in public as part of a new reality TV special.

I wish T.H.E.M. would hurry up and storm the gates of Raptorland.

Granted, but T-H-E-M are mowed down by the well-placed Machine Gun nests

I wish to break his leg

Granted, you find randomizer and you proceed to break his leg, however all wishes must come with a penalty so you end up breaking both his legs, therefore canceling out your wish.


I wish I made sense

Granted, but you only make sence to crasy people, so you dont make sense to us (or atleas most of us)

I wish for the person who posts next to find two million dollars and be able to keep it.;)

Granted, I find 2 million dollars and get to keep it, but I'm too stupid to save it so I spend it on a ginormous black hole creating machine and the entire universe (including the newly out of the closet gay sun) gets sucked into the black hole that I immediately create by pressing the red button after wondering what the red button does

I wish I hadn't pressed that damn red button

Granted you press the big green button, Which makes a ax fall and split you in half.

I wish Digital Truckers wish wouldnt come true.:D

Granted, it doesn't.

I wish I could get my hands on that elevator engineer.

Granted but he is a black belt in the Fighting arts.;)

I wish jimbuna wouldnt get beat up.

Granted, he gets beat down.


I wish I could use the word "indubitably" in conversation more often.

Granted but people think your a fancy fuddyduddy and stop talking to you.

I wish the word indubitably was offensive.

Granted, indubitably now equals offensive

I wish so many people weren't indubitably

granted, they are apathetic instead.

i wish I knew what I was doing here.

Granted, but then you get througly dissapointed that you don't have anything better to do.

I wish I had an Albatross. And some wafers with it too.

Granted ... no sorry were all out of albatross with wafers could I interest
you in Kilimanjaro Vulture's with Hp sauce then.

I wish you hadnt eaten the chicken.

Granted, instead you ate an entire Whooping Crane with a side order of Harp Seal in Club Sauce garnished with toe jam, eye-of-newt and Lark's vomit.

I wish beer really was the cure for all life's problems.