Granted, but as I am linked to a Dead-Cannibal Switch which sets off 120 kilos of TNT when I am killed during the raid (You'll never take me alive!), you are killed in the resulting explosion

I wish the CIA, NSA and other, as yet, unknown three-letter acronyms for intelligence departments which have nothing to do again will find something interesting to do

Granted, the CIA, NSA and other, as yet, unknown three-letter acronyms for intelligence departments which have nothing to do again found something interesting to do because the previously dead Commies have come back as the undead Commie Zombies and are in the process of scheduling their first world-wide tour

I wish I had tickets

Granted, but having tickets on yourself isn't that good

I wish I had a pet pangolin

Granted, but you forget to feed it one evening and instead of going looking for ants or termites, it devours you whilst you are sleeping.

I wish proximity issues were always further away.

Granted, your proximity issues got so far away they came back around the curved globe and smacked you upside the head.

I wish the power had not gone out last night.

Granted, it went out just now

I wish the power was in the right hands

Granted: the power is all yours...go for it :lol:

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I wish i had a little time?

Granted, you had a little time, and you wasted it writing that post

I wish I could spell Laissez Faire

Granted, you can spell Laissez Faire, but you can't go the the Faire at Laissez because the union of Faire workers has gone on strike and sabotaged the Fairess Wheel causing massive destruction and mayhem when the whell fell off of the Fairess and rolled into town crushing several buildings and Laissezians

I wish those Laisezzians could have run faster

Granted, now you cant stop spelling Laissez Faire, and you get awarded 1,000,000,000 dollars, euros, what ever the currency and have to write speach to get it. sadly all you want to write is Laissez Faire and you get denied for the 1,000,000,000 dollars, euros, what ever the currency so you dont have the 1,000,000,000 dollars, euros, what ever the currency.

I wish I could have Raptors 1,000,000,000 of raptors money.

Darnet DT beet me to it.

Granted, the Laissezians ran faster, and they now demand compensation from the contractor (The damned socailists got away with it!), which happens to be Task Force, who is forced to pay his 1,000,000,000 Raptoland Moolahs

I Task Force wouldn't face legal charges over that faulty wheel

Granted, he now faces financial charges, meaning his parents stop his pocket money allowance for the next 5 years.

I wish I wasn't still at work.

Granted, your fired!:stare:

I wish I could feel more motivated at work!

Granted, you now live at your job.:yep:

I wish bookworms job had better sleeping accomidations.

Granted, it has taken over your house during your recent lawsuit and now uses it for sleeping accommodations

I wish Task Force's house is big enough for all the employees

Granted, for all the employees....all two of them.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me at work would learn to apply her make up properly.

Granted, the bitch sitting opposite you at work learns to apply her make up properly, but she learns by applying it to your face and you subsequently are laughed out of the precinct and the only job you can now find is as a bartender at the "Blue Oyster".

I wish this guy :smug: wasn't so smug

Granted, he is no longer smug. Now he's :p "a little too happy" and he forces you to go with him to his now favorite bar, the "Blue Oyster". There you discover the bartender is jimbuna, a cop who was disgraced by your crushed wish, and he handcuffs you to the bar rail, drops your drawers, and sells the patrons rides for $0.25.

I wish I was a time traveler.

Granted, but you have no precise control over which time you end up in and you find yourself in the Blue Oyster Bar alongside DT 'having fun'.

I wish I could charge people more than $0.25 for the double act.

Granted, but its now $0.30 for the double act.


I wish I could film the whole double act fiasco and sell the copys for £500 each.