Granted, now you must pay extra taxes to support these obsolete weapons.

I wish the entire Royal Navy battleship armada was sunk by one Namibian submarine.

Granted the entire Royal Navy is sunk by one Namibian Submarine, now the world blocks off all exits and entries to any port and finally the Namibian Sub is blown from the waters thus creating world peace...

I wish that everyone could watch Wild Hogs whilst a hurricane was pelting their Igloo...that's one funny movie

KD

Granted, we all do but none of us can figure out why you think it is funny and we all leave our igloos to get pelted by the hurricane cos that would be more fun.

I wish Jim's wall has a glory hole in October

Granted, but your caught whilst trying to create it and sentenced to a further ten years servitude as a prisoner of Mother England.

I wish I could play with Pandoras box.

Granted ... interestingly Pandora happens to be the middle name of
the b!tch that sits across from you.

I wish I had some toast.

Granted, your wife makes a toast to the Queen of Canada HM QEII with some nice Australian red wine

I wish I could see the scene I just described

I wish I could see the scene I just described

Granted: but the naked nieghbour you just seen through the window..'pulling HIS socks up' is not a scene i would want you to describe :rotfl:

I wish i had a ten pound note?

Granted, you now are the proud possessor of a ten pound A-flat

I wish the sun would come out this morning

Granted, and nobody realised the sun was gay.

I wish the devil within you would show itself.

Granted, it says hi

I wish I had some kind of thingy that does stuff

Granted heres your viagra

I wish to be out of range of all Raptorlands weapons and
delivery systems.

Granted, but the fallout incapacitates you anyway, a few days later.

I wish my shift was over.

Granted, your shift is over, you go to the elevator dreaming about a cold beer, you go inside and meet the lady from the opposite desk who you mentioned before. The elevator locks between floors and you are locked with her until next morning when the mechanic releases you.

I wish I knew what happened in Hitler's bunker.

Granted, you read a history book

I wish I knew who T-H-E-M is

Granted, they are known as "THE HAIRY ENEMIES of the MOTHERLAND", and they are outside the gates of raptorgrad.

I wish I was the Prime minister of great Britain, I might be 16 but I would still do a better job than that idiot Brown.