Thank you. I learned from the best.
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That broken down old fart was one of my company officers. Captain Max Hellmueller, one of the best officers I ever had. He was a boatswain's mate while in the Navy. He was on the Kitty Hawk when they recovered Apollo 11.

uhhh, Cap'n. That ain't a water cannon.:O:

After chewing your arm off to avoid waking her up.:har::har::haha:

well, I had a blue light moment that even drunk, i knew i had to get out of there.....but I wish people that use cinder blocks for steps to the front door would at least concrete em together.....I went head over heels after my ankle broke......

The trailer should have been the first clue that you were having a coyote date. Most rednecks don't have a clue of how to use a trowel with mortar.
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Update from the court
 

It's best not to ire the judge.:arrgh!: 'nuff said?

But, if you want to rock the boat Armistead, I won't intervene. You'll look good in stripes.:03:

Personally, I think it's just another plot to overthrow me.

The floggings will continue until morale improves.:rock:

A plot to overthrow you.....never... Just saying you're the leader, his leader...and come what may, you are the one that should stand up for him.....rats are thicker than....than....well, most things..... If you get banned for doing so, we will honor your memory and hold new fair elections to elect me as leader....

What ever happened to our secret plan by you to take over Subsim from Neal.....?

Pure hyperbole on your part.:shifty:

As for Aktungbby and the rest of you scallywags...
You all wear "big boy" pants don't you?

Crapping in your mess kit, your pants or your diaper is not my job to clean up. Call nurse Ratchet.
Never defecate where you eat. We're Rats, not swine, though you're scaly tail is beginning to curl up. Just remember that as Rats we lead by example and always hold ourselves to a higher standard.:arrgh!:

Addendum:
Why on Earth would I want to take over :subsim:? So I can live in a shipping container?

What did he do? P in a moderators corn flakes?

I dunno. Jim suggested that I check his profile for a list of infractions and the moderator who nailed him. Maybe Jim has access to that info but we/ I don't. Basically, Jim said;"nunya". So we'll just have to wait until he's released to find out.:arrgh!:

He pees in Armistead's corn flakes all the time. Probably mine and yours too. :ping:

I thought we decided we would sell his shipping container, I mean house and throw a coming out of the bilge party with the funds....

Anyway, I've changed my mind on Aktung, he did such a poor job in my plan of revolution, maybe some alone time with the yellow gorilla is just what he needs....,,,,However, I have other plans I'm working on.....

Wow!:huh: You flip on your back faster than a tortoise on Route 66! Or a hooker during Fleet week.:doh:
I'm impressed.:rock:

Anyhoo, stay out of The Saratoga topic, even though I started that one and don't give a hoot if someone sends it down a side rail.:rock::arrgh!: Apparently some folks got Googled over there and they didn't like it. Not one bit t.:O:

They wouldn't throw us in the brig.....would they.:o Why don't you go spend a lil time in the brig with Aktung.....he probably appreciate the warmth....

There's always Ubisoft...:O:

Sorry, I don't function well in captivity and going back to Ubisloth is a definite no go.:down: