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Worst beer ever tasted?

I've tasted lots, it would have to be SPAR's very own value lager, last drunk it around 2003.

Do you prefer it too hot or too cold?

Too Cold.


A meteor is about to wipe out all life on earth so do you have sex or get drunk?

Sex

How often do you get a sexual intercourse?

Too often with the wife, not enough with the girlfriend. Okay, I joke!

Tea or coffee?

Tea, but that's just me.

Is it really just me?

No

How strong will the coffee be?

Strong enough to put hair on your chest.

What country will the beans come from?

HaHa :up:

Does not matter as long as they go to eat.

What place in Europe would you go to?

Rome I think.

In Europe the large power companies are investigating the possibility
to remote control your energy consumption at home.
Think of 'smart' devices like a fridge could then be controlled by them.

Would you approve this?

Sure! I love automation, gadgets and new technology!

But why would a company want to control my fridge?

It is all part of the master plan.

Just what is the master plan anyway?

Depends on what whacko group you listen to.

Does gravity really exist, or does Earth just suck?

Enough people tell me about how much Earth sucks to make me conclude that there is an abundence of gravity in this world.

How are you?

Eh. I could be a lot better actually...

What is your favorite cartoon?