Granted but the house hasn't finished being built and all your possesions get wet when it rains on Wednesday.

-alternative

Granted but the people still living there get annoyed and keep stealing your food.


I wish the women in beauty pagents would stop crapping on about world peace.

Granted! They now crap on about world hunger...

I wish fire-breathing dragons were real.

granted, but you might get burnd by them


i wish i had a cup of coffee

Granted, but it's coffee grains. You forgot the process of making coffee...

I wish I had a new mouse for my computer.

Granted, but it's coffee grains. You forgot the process of making coffee...

I wish I had a new mouse for my computer.

Granted, but it's coffee grains. You forgot the process of making coffee...

I wish I had a new mouse for my computer.

Granted but this one keeps peeing on your mousepad and it doesn't have the sensitivity of your old one.

I wish I could do triple posts as well.

Granted but then the moderators decide that anyone who triple posts gets keelhauled.

I wish people would stop making triple posts.

granted, they will just ad one more then


i wish i had a new SHIII disk :shifty:

Granted, but now your ROM drive isn't working, so you are no further forward.

I wish I was affluent enough to be able to retire.

Granted but it has Starforce II on it which cannot be remoeved yet as no-one has developed a no-CD crack for it.

I wish software piracy was more like old fashioned piracy.:arrgh!:

Granted! Pirating software now requires one to wear pirate attire, a large sword and act in a convincing swashbuckling manner. Not that makes any difference to the software but it makes one feel like a "real pirate" while breaking the law...

I wish there was another "life-sustaining" planet I could move to and leave this silly Earth and it's equally silly human-related problems behind.

Granted, but nobody on that "life-sustaining" planet can speak "earhling languages" because it's in another dimension in another universe.
You soon die of loneliness and boredom.

I wish gold was as cheap as lead.

Granted, you find a self-replenishing supply of gold under your bed and as soon as you become the richest man on the planet your secret is discovered and the value of Gold is crushed, ruining your life along with the lives of everybody who had reserves in it. Silver is now the new Gold, and you don't have any.

I wish laptops had diesel engines to recharge the batteries.

Granted, but they become just as expensive as a good car.

I wish someone would've remembered my birthday yesterday....