Hey i try and try at least I TRY !

That's not a proper sentence. Too many "tries", the last one beeing written in only capital letters. Besides from that, I is written with a big I and there is a non-needed space between the last TRY and the "!".

I counted to 12 mistakes in a 9 word sentence! Congratulations!

I am seriously going to lamp somebody in a minuet.

Minuet? That is, according to my knowledge, not a word.

Also, the only definition of "lamp" I can see in my dictionary is the thing that makes light of electricity. So there you may have to make yourself more clear.

Two mistakes in that sentence. Congratulations! You're getting better and better!

Ding Ding round 1, Opps jumped the gun there :oops:

Yeah just a bit we didnt even get to punch gloves to say good luck :(

Correction: a minuet is, according to dictionary.com, a stately court dance in 3/4 time.

That sentence consists of completely terrible "English".

Please rewrite it using an accurate English.

Wow! So he will "lamp me into a minuet". What a romantic man!

Limb? :-?

You know perfectly well what it implies, please. The PS is done in the same patronising way as the whole 'reply'. ;)

It infers "how about showing just a bit of appreciation for what the US did for Europe not that very long ago" and nothing more.

Try to keep in mind that this is a parody no less so than the British address to the "Colonialists" at the start of this thread. :roll: In other words: lighten up! :88)

LAMP is slang for giving some one a good slap or more to the point

a good crack in the face, its what i do best :D :-j

Better and better, just five spelling mistakes!:up:

Ever heard of a joke where the wife gives the horse three chances then she shoots it?

It goes like this.

How come you have had such a long and happy marrage?
Well it all comes from our hunnymoon, we were horse riding in the grand canyon when her horse stumbled, "Thats one" she said.
Not long after that the horse stumbled again "Thats two" she said.
We rode a little more and then the horse stumbled again "Thats three" and then she pulled out her pistol and shot the horse in the head.

"My darling how could you hurt such a creature i must strongly protest" i replied

"THATS ONE"

And so we lived happily after that point on.


Choker sandwich.


THATS ONE

No matter how good you are at something there is always someone better. ;)

that is true TLAM infact i know im not the best ive lost many of my fights but got up again to fight on, its not about beating the utter sh*t out of the person its about self control knowing when to stop and when to carry on, its also about respect.

Every person i have fought wether i win or loose we have respect for each other that is because we have the same ambition to win.

But it is a good thing.

Because of my own health I will not tell how many spelling mistakes I found in those two replies. :shifty:

About 16?

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