:yeah: I have similar dreams about this old Italian flame of mine, Anne Aconda https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...dei_mostri.jpgalthough Echidna's statue by Sculpture Pirro Ligorio ca 1555 might have had a ....subliminal effect!:timeout:

My, that picture truly defines the term split tail.


btw, didn't you recently dream about receiving a warning from steve saying your sig is too large?

^NO! I WAS 'OCCUPIED' IN THE SECRET CHAMBER OF DREAMS WITH THE BLACK QUEEN...WORRYING MY 'SIG' WASN'T BIG ENOUGH!:O: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a0/52/ee/a...look-books.jpgBARBARELLA-THE BLACK QUEEN (ANITA PALLENBERG):Kaleun_Salivating: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.../36/Fonda3.JPG 'HANOI JANE' NEVER LOOKED BETTER!:o

Moira dreamed yesterday I had methematical formulae tattoed across my head. Maybe deep down she's hoping I could become clever. She is on Facebook right now counting up how many monsters she can see in a photo... and she's worried about me

Drugs are bad for you.

Lucid dreaming is better because you always know the difference between reality and the dream. In otherwords you are always aware its just a dream.

Whereas with say, yellow sunshine. You can loose that awarness which can sometimes lead to a really bad trip and find yourself looking for hidden monsters on facebook.

Anyway, thats what I heard.

Yesterday a facebook friend reminded me how our mouths seem to be paralysed when we're dreaming

So last night I dreamed I came upon some burglars on our drive in the dead of night. In the dream I bravely shouted "Hello!!... What have you got there?"

I knew I must've cried out in my sleep for I woke Moira, so I asked her what I'd just said. She told me I said "UUNH-UNH!!...UUHN-UN-UN UUHN-UUHN?"

https://media2.giphy.com/media/V9NB34exFpWF2/giphy.gifhttps://media3.giphy.com/media/l41Yy...8H9m/giphy.gif:k_confused:AND OF COURSE, FOR MY INNER :subsim: NERD CHILD....https://media3.giphy.com/media/3A3t5OaM0Hfj2/giphy.gif

Just ask my wife. I still get nightmares/terrors from time to time. Most of the time she manages to calm me down before I go into full blown panic screaming in my sleep due to the nightmares/terrors.

The worst dreams I've had were when I was taking Champix to get off smoking. The most vivid dreams of my life and 90% of them were nightmares. Worst 3 weeks sleep of my life and that's including the lack of sleep I now live on due to an 11 month old baby

Good for you on giving up the fags, mate. And good news about being a dad, too... I wish my little guy was still so little... they really do grow up too quick, just like people always say :salute:

I wonder if what we eat before we go to bed has anything to do with dreams?

Seriously ... perhaps even alcohol or marijuana for sure would alter your state of mind while you sleep.

I spend a lot of time in bed and I don't remember most dreams due to having to get up and go to the bathroom which interrupts the sound sleep part. Most of the dreams I do remember are those early in the morning twilight dreams

.https://www.quora.com/Do-early-morni...ms-come-true-1

Moira told me this morning about a dream she had last night. In it we were still living at home with our parents (just before we got married, I guess) and my mum came to her in an agitated state with a note she'd just been given by a policeman at her door.

The note was intended for me and was written by someone named Paul Walters. It said: "It will end in death by axe"

Nice.... thanks, Moira

Poison mushrooms and now this! Sound like you need a bodyguard Eich...The wife is trying to kill you! :o

I'm still here, mate :D:up:

A 'HAL FELLOW'... WELL MET
 

https://media1.tenor.com/images/90c8...itemid=5293997 SOON U WILL BEGIN THE 'GREAT ODYSSEY'....WILL U DREAM? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...AL9000.svg.png:timeout: :haha:

The old joke:


A man visiting a cemetery to visit a loved ond's grave is on his way out when he notices a woman placing flowers at a series of consecutive graves. Curious, he approaches the mourning woman.

"Excuse me, Ma'am; I couldn't help but notice you tending to this group of graves. Was there a tragic family accident?"

"No, these are the graves of my five late husbands."

"Oh, that must have been very trying for you, to have lost so many spouses. "How did the first one pass on?"

"He died from eating poisonous mushrooms."

"How very sad. And the second spouse?"

"He died from eating poisonous mushrooms."

"The third?"

"He died from eating poisonous mushrooms."

"The fourth?"

"He died from eating poisonous mushrooms."

"Let me guess: the fifth died from eating poisonous mushrooms."

"No he died from a skull fracture."

"Well, that's unusual. How did he get the skull fracture?"

"He wouldn't eat the poisonous mushrooms...."









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That lady sounds like a

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/data...AAAAAAAAAD/9k=http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/data...Qw0nxl0VZ//9k=<puts on sunglasses>

Fun-gal.

I once had a job where the firm took out a very high insurance policy on me with an include very good payoff to my then beneficiary in the event of my demise (standard practice for personnel considered to be at an 'executive' level). I told my then beloved about the policy and how she was the beneficiary and she was a bit horrified about the whole idea considering it to be a morbid subject. I told her to cheer up and just think of how, if anything happened, she would be able to take her long dreamed of trip to Paris, which further horrified her...

However, whenever she would get particularly peeved at me (which was often), she would end her argument(s) by softly sighing and saying "Ah, Paris..."...

I miss that woman...









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Moira and I were just talking about dreams where we sometimes wake up feeling really angry because of something the other party had just done in a dream. She's woken up fuming with me yet all the while I'd been asleep and completely innocent; she said she's even got up seething even though she knew it was just a dream

Also, she reminded me that the other night I woke her when I lashed out with my arm... I'd been dreaming that I was in a dark corridor, behind a curtain, waiting for a German sentry to pass, at which point I intended grabbing him (one of those dreams where it's not clear whether you're in a video game or the real war). As he came level I grabbed, then woke up as my knuckles hit the bedroom door

I had a friend once who woke up with his hands around his wife's throat. They moved to separate beds after that

I'm always dreaming and more often than not they include content that angers and frustrates me. They often consist of losing my wife whilst out shopping or in a pub or a party.

The other night I had a different kind of dream, I was Santa and at the end of the night I had to pay for every present I'd put under different peoples trees. No change there then :doh: