I tend not to stock so much beer in the fridge seeing as the garage heater is under my control :smug:

Wouldn't you be better off to fill the fridge with beer and shut the garage heater and the fridge off?
Or do you prefer your beer warm?

I prefer a quiet, troublefree life from the wife :)

Guaranteed troublefree and quiet life without wife.:D
http://windlass.com/wp-content/theme...al-kukri-1.jpg:D

Would be....locked in solitary behind bars :)

Two for the price of one?
 

Problem solved:up::03::O:

But another materialises if you aren't prepared with your soap on a rope.

Or a good left hook.:D

Poison is the best way to kill your wife.
Then you blame the cosmetics and sue the company.

Profit and profit

I can see it now...
 

Jim doing an Andy Dufrain imitation.:huh:

Get off of me ya homos. You're not a lady boy from Bangkok!:O:

You know what's the best thing about having sex in Thailand ??

(swim)Trunks at the ready!
 

WELL (pun intended) if your going to trough 'em from behind:doh: make sure their tusks are trimmed BBY:D. http://thumbs.media.smithsonianmag.c...0_q85_crop.jpg The Meanest Girls at the Watering Hole


http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-meanest-girls-at-the-watering-hole-23122756/#0dCgxoaktZEcMSdf.99 Better yet:http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/girl-...s-44003656.jpg get her in the trough with U!:woot:http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/476...IwaccvSUW6b1Bi

Storm Abigail hit the Western Isles last night, yet no major impact according to the BBC this morning.

Jim moding my post made it even funnier :haha:

We got about an inch of snow this morning. It wont stay, the ground isn't frozen, yet. The temps next week are going to be in the 50's.

I did get the chickens moved into their winter home and the knob off the hill at my neighbours house that was directing snow melt under her house. (Her house is up on piers with no basement.) The loader got greased, too.
Now I am charging one of the two batteries for the grease gun. I will charge the other one tomorrow. I wont leave them on charge over night.

I got the block heater cords run and the remotes set up again so I can turn on the block heaters without going outside. I just have to remember every time I park to plug in.

Autumn has landed here for 48 hours and tomorrow back to Spring/Summer. :damn:

We are going back up to the 40's and 50's next week. 7-10C

16C today :sunny:

Spring is in the air the birds are tweeting the DIY'ers are banging and the gardeners are cutting their lawns. :o:damn::damn::damn:

Winter has been canceled in the UK by order on high from mother nature. :huh: