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"Let me sort it, I've done this before".
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Hold my beer, I wanna try something.
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"What happens if I put this in there?"
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"I've got a surefire winner of an idea".
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"It's a cocker spaniel, how agresive can they be"
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I know I shouldn't laugh, but :har:
Wife comes to bed and says "lets try something from this book I'm reading: 50 shades of Grey" |
Don't worry, it will be OK, I read about it on the Internet
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And for our Top Gear fans
"How hard can it be?" |
Monty Pythons Holy Grail
"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!" |
Don't worry, I've done this many times before.
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"It'll be all over by christmas"
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the 'Bobbitt procedure'
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If I hit it in the right place, everything should be okay.
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"I've decided to run with the bulls at Pamplona, what can go wrong?"
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"What's that on the radar?"
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"Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!"
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Do I remember that!! Our first year of married life in our own house; wondered whether it (and we) were going to still be around in the morning...
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Well, no thanks to Michael Fish but you both and the house are :yeah:
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That's a lotta bull!
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REMEMBER MOM"S ADVICE: Always wear your best underwear in case you go to the hospital!:smug: |
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