GoldenRivet |
02-12-15 01:54 AM |
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Originally Posted by Stealhead
(Post 2286747)
How do you know that kid isnt deathly allergic to tums? Unless the parents told you you wouldn't.
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See my earlier post about putting a man on the moon but not being able to keep a file on "kids who are approved to receive over the counter medication from the school nurse"
bam - open the file
Kids name appears on the list
"approved for Tylenol, Advil, Pepto Bismol and Dayquil"
parents signature, parents printed name, phone numbers to call for quick verification and verbal authorization.
well that settles it, bada bing bada boom done, swallow this and go back to class
if the name isnt on the list, then call the parent, drag them away from work, have them venture out all over town to buy a bottle of childrens plug-o-poopy, drive it to the school, sit in the office for 10 minutes waiting for the kid to show up, give the pill to the kid, drive back to work or whatever you were doing.
im sure there are some amazing, mother theresa-esque, absolute world changing, sappy-tear-jerking-movie-made-about-their-life worthy school nurses out there.
but for every 1 of them... there are 10,000 who are there as a technicality that wouldn't know how to treat a skinned knee.
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