Don't drink your beer from the lamp.
There's Genie sweat and the contents of the Genie's toilet in there.:O:
Otherwise, drink up Shriner.:up: Maybe wish number 3 should be an ironclad liver?:03::)

My three wishes

1. No religion
2. No politics
number 3 is difficult should I choose to remove the demanding in the people or should I choose full health to all mankind and animals

Markus

Make number three: Eternal life for all living things and...
Some will bow down and worship you.
Some will loathe you ( people with suicidal tendencies)
Some will hate you because they can't eradicate the weeds in their yard and they won't have anything to talk about with politics and religion gone.:O:.

That just thinking the thought, any woman would want to make love to me.

A trillion bucks

My wife to shut up when I ask..{I would need this wish if wish 1 were to come true}

My first wish would be for another million wishes, then hope I live long enough to see how the first 50 work out!:D

1. The ability to completely heal any injury, disease or malady of anyone I touch.

2. The ability to fluently read, write, speak and understand every language on Earth including all dead languages and dialects.

3. A Neualizer.... Like in "Men in Black"

You're going to be a busy fellow.:salute:

Do I know you?:haha:

Why do I have this strange craving for a lobster dinner?

How's Cambodia?
Did you pay more than a dollar?:D

I'd need a trillion bucks for some of those ladies out there. Or nice thick beer goggles.:03::yep:

Can you imagine your dilemma if you went to a Victoria's Secret fashion show? All those thoughts in your head and the immediate response from all the ladies in the auditorium.:huh: Side of beef... RARE!:haha:

1. Obama for janitor 2016
2. Obama for janitor 2020
3. Obama for janitor 2024

^:sign_yeah:

Though I think janitor is being a bit generous.:hmmm:

Ups I thought that the word "janitor" was some kind of slang for Presidency

That made me also think -if his wishes comes true he will not be popular

Markus

1. Turn Steed into a Tory.
(poof)
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI...672R-18815.jpg

2. Have Margaret Thatcher's ghost take over Bossmark's body.
(poof)
http://www.politicalanalysis.info/wp...r-Style-13.jpg

(Hullo Steed, over here! Let's hit the pub!)

3. Wish for three more wishes.:/\\k:

McBee to understand cricket

Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July

This train to move faster.

:wah: somehow I have failed.

Needs more curry?:hmmm:

Have to be trustworthy to be janitor. How about ditch digger?

Plumber... at the Watergate office complex.:yep:

When I met my wife she was a model and I was trying to get into her thong, now I try to stay out of the granny panties...

My how time changes things...

Name your top three wishes
 

The title says it all. Name your top three wishes.

Please try to keep the wishes SFW (Safe for Work), in more adult terms, please keep the wishes appropriate.

You can name any wish you want, it could be from your younger days or more recent times.

Start your wish with the words " I wish" and then whatever fits after that.

THERE WILL BE THREE WISHES AND NO MORE
THIS WILL BE A RANK SYSTEM *1= Most wanted wish to come true 3= Least wanted wish to come true*

Feel free to comment on other people's wishes but do NOT use harsh words.

Also, don't expect me to make these wishes come true. :D

I'll name mine:

1. I wish that Coronavirus will end soon and life can return to normal.
2. I wish that I have no terrible anxiety when I write war stories.
3. I wish that I graduate from the US Naval Academy and serve on a submarine until I retire and at least reach the rank of O-6.


That is all :salute: