To all the posters here (except me of course), you do realize that
the op will not revisit this thread to digest all the invaluable suggestions, advice and otherwise that has been posted here, don't you?

So, having said all that...........





hi Mum. :D

Prollly true, since OP has been a member for SIX YEARS and this is his first post.

Still, someone else may be edified by our remarks.

Ooohh, how i try to ignore all this....

But i simply cant:har::up:

I'm hoping that the OP has not turned off the email notifications. :D

I_cannot_stop_myself! Must_Reply.*


*Done in the voice of William Shatner


David I

Opie's last activity was 9/10 at 9:30 PM. He gone.

He'll be back for another mod soon enough. :yep:

...if I'm being paid for my witty repartee, I'm guessing the cheque's in the 'post.'






(c'mon fellas I'm trying - gimme a hand, coz I'm trying!)

:Kaleun_Applaud:

Sorry, I'm kind of attached to both of mine. :O:

What, no "Take my wife. Please"? Does absolutely everyone here want to do stand-up?

Sure, but only for so long, then my feet get sore and I need to sit or lay.

I'm here all week. :woot:

hey ok. wait I got one...I was driving down the motorway the other day when I saw a truck load of tortoise crash into a truck load of terrapins...it was a turtle disaster!


COME ON!...GIMME A BREAK!
IM TRYIN!
IM TRYIN!

:ping:

The hook! Get the hook!

HOOK!
HOOK!
HOOK!

Arm or leg? :O:

One of George Carlin's "news flashes" dates to the days when hippies called themselves "freaks".

"There was a freak accident on the freeway today when three freaks in a pickup ran into six freaks in a van!"




On the other hand we already have a perfectly good joke thread in General Topics.

On the other other hand the jokes here are no worse than the jokes there, so who cares?

bend or break?

Not any better, either!:P

I hope Opie does come by, just to see how much simple (-minded?) fun people have gotten from his thread.

Most definitely

http://www.hopelessromantic.com/wack...azy_hg_wht.gif