I know, but it's still useless, why I'm a big part of it....

:har:

I laughed out loud Armistead! Just might be the post of the year!!!!

:har:

Useless that's me... or was it Ulysses?
 

I'm strong enough not to heave my cookies when I smell a dead body, which is what it smells like when Armistead comes peeking in my windows to see if I'm undressing in front of his wife and mine. Yeah, I know when you're there. Got a nose like a Bloodhound... dark in color and always wet.
I can only hope that you don't produce the Christmas play here this year. Poor Zero rolled in his grave last time and Celeon developed a complex with all those gay commie scenes you wrrote into it. Rumor has it that those scenes were written from personal experience?
But, a consumate professional actor looks past those things because the show must go on.:yep: uh huh uh huh.
I hope Wernher succeeded in getting moved. The weather has not been ideal around here for that type of endeavor. It's such a pity that he had to uproot himself and move after becoming a Snookie target.
Her appetite for smoosh smoosh is insatiable. So I can see why.:down:
How did you manage to find this thread Army Steed? ( Stud in his own mind) The Moderator that locked the door forgot to put up the "We moved" sign.:nope: At least the girls will stop and ask for directions.

Wern and I will be meeting for breakfast soon and we will be plotting a way to have Armysteed removed from polite society. The glue factory comes to mind.

Done! :)

We try. We try.....

How did I find this thread, I visit here daily.

I doubt I'll ever to another "Silent Hunter Christmas Carol" I spent weeks trying to put that production together, you guys ruined it, mostly you. I think it was during the scene when the Ghost of Marx {played by you} returned for the commie love scene with Scrooge, as I recall Cel wanted you to wear pink stockings, but you wanted to wear fur stockings. The scene really went to crap when you guys were reading the manifesto under the sheets....

I did find the original thread topic... another 8 pages of silliness.

"COMING SOON.

A Silent Hunter Christmas Carol

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The epic struggle of one family's fight against poverty, revolution, greed and lustful desires as democracy and communism collide on Christmas Eve.


Starring

Celeon as Scrooge
Wolferz as Karl Marx "with a beard"

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The handsome MWolfe as Bob Cratchit
Donna "the Nug".... as Mrs. Cratchit


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Tambor as the ghost of Ben Franklin

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Wern as TinyWern

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Moose as the Door Knocker.

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captgeo as the Ghost of Rock Hudson
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Written by MWolfe
Produced by MWolfe
Directed by MWolfe


COMING SOON to a forum near you!!!"

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To err is human. To forgive is divine
 

You're forgiven:up:

A Christmas Barrel by MWolfe(ArmySteed)
 

Those playbills were supposed to have been burned!
Sure blame me for all of your production problems.
I guess you never figured it out, that Donna the Nug was sick of you molesting her during undressed rehearsals. You CAD!

Besides, that wasn't the final Ghost of Karl Marx costume you made me wear. This was...
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Cel took great offense when he read the action dialogue for that ear of corn!
Remember he said he'd do it if you ate the corn afterwards and you said "Sure Butt er is Butt er" and every member of the cast puked for a week.

That's was years ago, I don't recall all the events. I remember the writers went on strike, so I did it alone. It was a very busy time for me, producing, directing and acting. Donna was my wife, so nothing wrong there. I never purchased the ear of corn prop, but now I finally know who stole it off my lunch plate. Anyway, I do remember you got a nomination for "Best Communist Love Scene."

I did try another production a year later, course the mods shut it down and many of us almost got banned, because you guys wouldn't follow script....Remember

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So are a lot of threads, but that doesn't stop us. And that wasn't the reason it was moved, so my statement stands.

Oh, I've started many a useless thread, I have no problem with it. I don't keep up with all your statements, but have no problem with you standing by them. If you get tired of standing, feel free to sit, it won't change my opinion of you.

Been watching the Grouch Channel, I see. One of my favorites.

I'm scared if I was smarter, you would remind me of myself, so I choose to ignore further education.

Homo Sapien produces what?
 

You expect me to remember any of that?
Don't forget that I made the mistake of falling in with Carrie Fisher and the rest is just a blanked out blur.
I still blame that harlot Jodie Foster and YOU!
Clean up on aisle three. Donna?

I wouldn't expect you remember what I can't remember myself, you being older. I once believed some things are better forgotten, now I forget everything, so I don't have to worry about some things anymore.

I'm finding this difficult dealing with you and Steve, often I don't know if you guys are being sarcastic, arseholes or just being yourselves.

Don't know who Carrie Fisher is.....
Jodie Foster isn't a .........., I think she declared she is single and gay, probably ran into too many men like you.

Let's see, I forget the rest, something about Donna, but I'm sure it wasn't important.

I typoed too. I meant the "Groucho" channel. Too late to fix it now. :oops:

With me, if the context is joking, I will be too, unless I say otherwise. In a serious context I may tease a little, but I try not too.

Seriously?

Star Wars? Blues Brothers?

I remember seeing her as a little girl in a toothpaste commercial back in 1971.
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I'm always joking, why Takeda chases me around with a sword........

What can I say? Some girls just can't handle a well endowed man.
The usual reaction is :huh:fear:huh: and Ms Foster was no exception.
Carrie Fisher? The daughter of Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds?
You got to get out of yer holler more often. There's more to life than pickin and toothless grinnin. Which one were you again? The geetar or the Banjo? Ned Beatty had the hardest part and I hear you wrote Deliverance too. Well, one out of three isn't bad .:up:
Quick Steve. Distract him while I get the long sleeved coat with all the buckles and the dart gun. Be careful, we might have to tranq him again.

Oh, I probably know who she is if I saw her, but do know Eddie and Debbie. I probably watch TV 30 minutes a week. Course I know Jodie, never been a favorite of mine.

I was offered the role Burt Reynolds had in Deliverance, but they decided they needed an uglier man to fit the role. I do live by a river, walk it daily with my dog, who has no problems chasn bears. Here the river is low, but last week it was 1/4 wide and passed the high water mark of 18 feet.

Least I can still pass for 40 and have my hair...

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