You've more chance of getting bitten on the bottom by a cabbage.

Since the break up of some of the larger countries into smaller ones, the competition has become quite partisan in its voting trends.

All in all a worthless show that carries little weight in musical terms other than in the country said winner originates from.

Lordi's win a couple of years ago made a refreshing change, but since it's returned to dross. Lordi's name I'll remember but aside from Bucks Fizz, Dana (normal and International), Lulu, Brotherhood of Man, Katrina and the Waves and the barefoot Sandie Shaw I can remember no other names.

Just heard on the news the Spanish contestant has been told NOT to win by her government because the rules state the winner hosts the following years event and the Spanish don't feel as if they can afford to do that :DL