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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven Lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your Face

:har::yeah:

I was going to change the young woman to a young man named Reece or Jim :03:

An impossible act to happen, given your past sins :hmmm:

Well, you're not going to be alone in hell. I was quite good with the Jap sub on Midway. I preferred the Jap sub because you could take the scope down to the black mark and make it very hard to spot. Cruise over to where the carrier spawns, get it on the horizon far away from where the Destroyer spawns and open fire. If I had a pound for every time a plane tried to bomb me or strafe me though, not realising that it didn't hurt me!
Pity you never get kill counts for it. :damn:

Anyway, some music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7I5UaB7mx4

Jim and Reece, the Bad Boys of SUBSIM.

"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you"?

Those first two films were great...we may need some very pale coloured face paint though :hmmm:

Yet another attempt to avoid the subject, that there are "bad boys" :doh:

... and when are you going to confess?:timeout:

It's in the stars, and that I'm an angel, and we are always forgiven, :03:

Now Vendor, who's being the bad boy now? :O:
You should know that before being forgiven, you need to confess :smug::yep:
You can't have 1 w/o the other.

Does anyone recall Feuer Frei! confessing anything of worth yet? You can't start a thread and not lead by example! :hmmm:

There is a section of the angels, who are in mortal humans .... we do not need to ease our hearts in the same way as you, what can I do, for you,my son :|\\

If you confess to things you are going to do, do you get credit?

Now that's not what Tarjak says:haha:.

Thanks, i thought i'd sneak through this undetected :O:
I confess to having done many things which can be considered sinful:
partaking to enjoying the company of Prostitutes/Escorts, stealing (albeit small things when i was young), cheating at Poker, gambling, errm....

:salute:

Credit? You think confession is a shoot 'em-up game where you get credit for killing aliens? :haha:
Time to confess, my son :salute:

Hmm, interesting, here is nikimcbee and company, looks like a guilty conscience to me, time to fess up!

http://www.dogsinduds.com/pictures/trouble-makers.jpg

What's all this forgiving business? Sinners should obviously be burned at the stake, or shot by a firing squad, or something like that.

Speaking of which, I am obviously perfect and therefore have absolutely no sins to confess about. :yep:

...except using that damned smiley...

Yes, clearly one, the time to ask for forgiveness, :sign_yeah: