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Yes! Down with the Right Handed oppresion! :arrgh!:
On a similar note: For that we lefties are supposed to be 'rare', there sure are a lot of us. Most of the people I personaly know here in the US are lefties too. Very odd.. :hmmm: |
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I'm left handed and have been since birth, but do many things right handed.
Through school I alway wrote with my hand curved over the paper, took me forever to break that habit. When I went to school, they never really taught us left handies how to correctly hold our hand. |
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CLASSIC !!! |
What else do you want? You have your little special shops to satisfy your perverted demands! Where does this end?
Next those sick lefties want to ride in the same busses like normal people. :nope: Right is alright and brightens the day! |
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I fear that this thread will have sinister implications.
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This guy is clearly right-handed and -footed! Just take a look how elegant, sappy and powerful he swings his right leg and arm and how wimpy his left arm moves and how he hobbles on his wrong leg! :rotfl2: |
Your attempts to demean us will not destroy our resolve. Besides, conflict does not determine who is right, only who is left.
edit- I have a homework assignment that needs working on but I'll be back to join the revolution later. |
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Platapus! Cheeky! |
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I once went Bass fishing with a good friend. On a warm and sunny Arizona spring my pole broke so I asked to borrow a spare. He nervously handed me one of his back up poles and I noticed then that the reel was backwards. I nervously laughed at his attempt at humor and asked why he gave me a god damned left handed pole! It was then that my eyes noticed that his pole too was left handed! He must have noticed the rage in my eyes :stare: as he first froze :o then like a rabbit dropped his pole and beer and fled. I caught up to this lefty easily and knocked him to the river bank. As I pushed his face into the mud I was incoherent with rage as I screamed about his closet leftism.
After giving him a proper thumping I kicked his lifeless carcass into the river. As he stumbled to find his footing I gave him a warning. His kind isn't welcome in these parts and he needs to go back to where he belongs! It was a real nice fishing pole and after melting down that bastardized reel into a necklace of right handed victory I put a proper RIGHT handed reel on and added it to my collection.:arrgh!::rotfl2::D |
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Guess who's a lefty: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._his_desk2.jpg |
Left handed leftists! Incorrigible!
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I know of only one way to solve this problem. http://eppingymcacc.nsw.cricket.com....s_of_Japan.gif "Release the hounds!" Edit: They can smell the left handedness! |
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