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mookiemookie 03-09-11 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by razark (Post 1615960)
My boss is left handed. We went to San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf last year, and he was very excited to see a left handed specialty store.

I tried out various things such as scissors, can openers, etc. I can see why they would want such things. For me, they were extremely awkward, and some were downright painful to try to use.

:rotfl2: We went to Fisherman's Wharf last year and went into that same store!

UnderseaLcpl 03-09-11 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by razark (Post 1615953)
I thought you wanted rights? I'm just fixing your sign for you.

I'm just operating in your biased world where a "right" is considered to be good.:O:

Thomen 03-09-11 05:21 PM

Yes! Down with the Right Handed oppresion! :arrgh!:

On a similar note: For that we lefties are supposed to be 'rare', there sure are a lot of us. Most of the people I personaly know here in the US are lefties too. Very odd.. :hmmm:

razark 03-09-11 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Thomen (Post 1615972)
Yes! Down with the Right Handed oppresion! :arrgh!:

On a similar note: For that we lefties are supposed to be 'rare', there sure are a lot of us. Most of the people I personaly know here in the US are lefties too. Very odd.. :hmmm:

I've heard that leftists tend to gather into groups or cells.

Armistead 03-09-11 05:25 PM

I'm left handed and have been since birth, but do many things right handed.

Through school I alway wrote with my hand curved over the paper, took me forever to break that habit. When I went to school, they never really taught us left handies how to correctly hold our hand.

UnderseaLcpl 03-09-11 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 1615979)
I'm left handed and have been since birth, but do many things right handed.

Of course. This rightist world forces you to adapt! It forces you to be someone other than who you are!

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Through school I alway wrote with my hand curved over the paper, took me forever to break that habit. When I went to school, they never really taught us left handies how to correctly hold our hand.
Same here. My handwriting is still terrible and I often smudge what I have written with my wrist. Thank heavens for keyboards.:rock:

MaddogK 03-09-11 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1615934)
We will not be silenced by your right-hand fascism! We are coming at you out of left field!:stare:


Go form your own movement, then. This one is ours :P


edit-http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...james/fist.gif

How fitting- the 'left-overs' fall in line behind the battle flag of a hand struggling to grasp his apple mouse.

CLASSIC !!!

Penguin 03-09-11 05:36 PM

What else do you want? You have your little special shops to satisfy your perverted demands! Where does this end?
Next those sick lefties want to ride in the same busses like normal people. :nope:

Right is alright and brightens the day!

UnderseaLcpl 03-09-11 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin (Post 1615988)
What else do you want? You have your little special shops to satisfy your perverted demands! Where does this end?
Next those sick lefties want to ride in the same busses like normal people. :nope:

Right is alright and brightens the day!

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Originally Posted by MaddogK
How fitting- the 'left-overs' fall in line behind the battle flag of a hand struggling to grasp his apple mouse.

CLASSIC !!!

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...gonna_hate.gif

Platapus 03-09-11 05:39 PM

I fear that this thread will have sinister implications.

Penguin 03-09-11 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1615989)

ha, got you! :O:
This guy is clearly right-handed and -footed!
Just take a look how elegant, sappy and powerful he swings his right leg and arm and how wimpy his left arm moves and how he hobbles on his wrong leg! :rotfl2:

UnderseaLcpl 03-09-11 05:58 PM

Your attempts to demean us will not destroy our resolve. Besides, conflict does not determine who is right, only who is left.


edit- I have a homework assignment that needs working on but I'll be back to join the revolution later.

Tchocky 03-09-11 06:14 PM

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Lefty thread (not political)
I think that needs a "yet!", knowing this forum.

Platapus! Cheeky!

Gargamel 03-09-11 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie (Post 1615955)
I never realized how much trouble left handers had with everyday things until I got engaged to one.

:o :D :rotfl2:

Freiwillige 03-09-11 06:48 PM

I once went Bass fishing with a good friend. On a warm and sunny Arizona spring my pole broke so I asked to borrow a spare. He nervously handed me one of his back up poles and I noticed then that the reel was backwards. I nervously laughed at his attempt at humor and asked why he gave me a god damned left handed pole! It was then that my eyes noticed that his pole too was left handed! He must have noticed the rage in my eyes :stare: as he first froze :o then like a rabbit dropped his pole and beer and fled. I caught up to this lefty easily and knocked him to the river bank. As I pushed his face into the mud I was incoherent with rage as I screamed about his closet leftism.

After giving him a proper thumping I kicked his lifeless carcass into the river.
As he stumbled to find his footing I gave him a warning. His kind isn't welcome in these parts and he needs to go back to where he belongs!

It was a real nice fishing pole and after melting down that bastardized reel into a necklace of right handed victory I put a proper RIGHT handed reel on and added it to my collection.:arrgh!::rotfl2::D

razark 03-09-11 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky (Post 1616013)
I think that needs a "yet!", knowing this forum.

So be it.

Guess who's a lefty:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._his_desk2.jpg

Bort 03-09-11 08:54 PM

Left handed leftists! Incorrigible!

Buddahaid 03-09-11 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bort (Post 1616103)
Left handed leftists! Incorrigible!

Yeah! Soon they'le be demanding more KEEP LEFT signs!

August 03-09-11 09:10 PM

http://citythatbreeds.com/blog/wp-co...hand-shake.jpg

Bort 03-09-11 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid (Post 1616114)
Yeah! Soon they'le be demanding more KEEP LEFT signs!

Bastards!

I know of only one way to solve this problem.

http://eppingymcacc.nsw.cricket.com....s_of_Japan.gif

"Release the hounds!"

Edit: They can smell the left handedness!


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