:rotfl2::yeah::rock:

Follow the one Vendor linked. It has other sections for other walks of life. I have several Murphy's Law books in my storage, where I can't get to them, but I still remember a couple of old favorites.

Murphy's Rules for The Grocery Store:
1. The line you are in is always the slowest.
2. Changing lines makes the one you left speed up and the one you entered slow down.
3. Changing back makes both lines stop and everybody mad at you.

Murphy's Rule of Design:
The purpose of the Design Engineer is to make things difficult for the assembler and impossible for the repairman.

Murphy's Rules for Washing Your Car:
1. Washing your car makes it rain.
2. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

"The side with the simplest uniforms wins"

lol nice link

"Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

:rotfl2:Some of these are pretty true

That's the point of all "Murphy's Laws" - there is just enough truth there to make them funny and frightening at the same time.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once.

If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap. :haha:

"Nothing is more dangerous than a 2nd Lieutenant with a compass and a map."

There is another one, the side who general has the most elaborate uniform wins. I think it dates back to the Napoleonic Wars...

Then there is my favorite: Wars are one by the side with the shortest haircut.



What if its a Stick Grenade... no pin. :O:

Hm, I dunno. I suggest you try pulling the string of a stick grenade and tell me how it went!:D

"Justice?" The Colonel was astounded. "What is justice?"

"Justice, sir –"

"That's not what justice is," the colonel jeered, and began pounding the table again with his big fat hand. "That's what Karl Marx is. I'll tell you what justice is. Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife brought up down on the magazine of a battleship sandbagged underhanded in the dark without a word of warning."

"It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead."

"The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on..."

"Anything worth living for," said Nately, "is worth dying for."

"And everything worth dying for," answered the sacrilegious old man, "is certainly worth living for."

Some interesting quotes from the greatest book of them all; Catch-22!