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So you're saying PG is actually...?

:o

Do you smell the coffee brewing in the morning Steve?
Do birds fly?
Does Government Cheese taste like plastic?
:har:

Hey, look who's alive and well!

How ya doin', you old reprobate?:sunny:

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1309409)

Of course...perhaps this is a better choice http://www.psionguild.org/forums/ima...psclothing.gif

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LMAO :har:

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1309466)

Hey, look who's alive and well!

How ya doin', you old reprobate?:sunny:

Oh now you go and call me names?
:hmmm:

:haha:
Doing much better now My Friend!
:up:

Hope to see you again in September.
(Not that it was a treat the last time!)
LOL!!

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1309441)

So you're saying PG is actually...?

:o

I'm saying nothing my friend but perhaps I've said too much already.

Jeff is always good for an 'enquiry' http://www.psionguild.org/forums/ima...es/whistle.gif

Just grab a hammer and smack your thumb as hard as you can.
Does it hurt?
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What more do you want to know?
:har:

This thread is making my sides ache.:har:

The one and the only of all great submarine captains is Johann Sebastian Balz.
:yeah:

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1309814)

This thread is making my sides ache.:har:

Slacken the corset off a little then :smug:

Now now me GreyWolves. Go easy on the poor sods who wake up "confused" every morning as to "what shall I wear... high heels or boots..."

(NO I am not speaking about myself... quit thinking it... ya reprehensible delinquents! :stare:)

:|\\

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann (Post 1310768)

You didn't look confused when we met in Houston.

http://www.splendicity.com/files/415...drag-queen.jpg
:D

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1312051)

You didn't look confused when we met in Houston.

http://www.splendicity.com/files/415...drag-queen.jpg
:D

Hey that's.... my uncle... :o

He is only confused wen you close a Glass Door!
:har:

I'd dig out the picture but I'm laughing to hard!!

:haha::har::haha:

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1312051)

You didn't look confused when we met in Houston.

http://www.splendicity.com/files/415...drag-queen.jpg
:D

wow,what a woman :o:har:

The best Kaleun is: BALZ!
If in doubt Just ask him. :D

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Originally Posted by Henry Wood (Post 1308750)

And "best" is very subjective. I'm not really looking for definitive answers, more, just thoughts on prospective commanding officers:

Who would make the "best" Kaleun?

Would it be a man who could sit at a periscope (or Uzo!) and check and re-check every one of his own personal calculations then read out correct instructions to the firing party?

Would it be the man who can see what is laid out before him in his binoculars (or periscope) and then gives quick and correct orders based on his observations?

Would it be a man who could take one instant glimpse at a chart and the contents therein then reel off correct course, orders etc., depending on the situation?

OK, look, this is not a serious question at all, but I am a Kaleun who has mighty mental handicaps when it comes to calculating measurements and then the results from AOB, mast heights, target speeds and whatever else I have missed out mentioning.

From what I remember of most U-boot movies I have seen, the commander looks through the periscope then gives off readings to someone else who then gets the results computed and ready for a firing solution. I am very capable of doing this but fall down if expected to give the answers to the questions!

As a result I can no longer hold my head up high when I get all them medals they keep giving me. What shall I do?

:hmmm:

I think the best Kaleun is one who puts forth their best efforts, regardless of their inherent shortcomings. The medals are a potential byproduct of those efforts... so whens yer gits 'em, polish them and wear 'em with pride. :up: