"Lois, less talkey, more fetchy". :|\\

If your girl refuses to do anything for you after sex - especially something as trivial as a sandwich - you haven't been doing it right.

Of course, it is more polite to wait until she stops shaking and / or regain consciousness.

I thought I was the only one who actualy use "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" as a pickup line.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

x2


:haha: :har:

You can fake having a good time ... but its almost impossible to fake the wet spot :salute:

That's what she said!

Couldnt resist sorry

Easier when playing things safe though :yeah:

Or untie her.

Do not tell any muslims about this because they will make their women have clitorectomies....OUCH!

Speaking of Muslims ... Did you know that all Muslim women are required by law to shave their pubis area?

How do I know this?

I was doing a normal rotation of shore patrol duty for my boat the USS Ethan Allen SSBN 608 blue crew in Rota, Spain back in the 70's when I walked into a popular bar and low and behold there's my Chief sonar supervisor Chief Ostroski.

He saw me and told me to come over to the bar where he was sitting that he wanted to show me something. I slowly left my other partner doing shore patrol that evening and moved closer to his side.

Chief Ski picks up some change off the bar and moves it over towards the casually perched bar hostess from the North African country of Morocco. She was of course a Muslim on a circuit of bars that get moved around from country to country on a contract.

Anyway the chief says, "Hey take my picture" She comes over to the bar with her stool ... picks up the change and lifts her skirt and puts one leg on the bar showing her clean shaved pus**y.

Me and the other shore patrolman had to get out of there before we got into trouble, but I'll never forget it. Later I heard it was a Muslim law.

Not a story you'll hear on CNN of course. Now you know why their men practice bowing down seven times a day :woot:

:arrgh!: Interesting. I always figured they would be au natural...

Not much of a demand for tooth picks over there then :hmmm:

Actually they don't but be my guest and go on believing it.

Well, seeing as you have made yourself the hall monitor here. Thanks for your permission on what I can believe. I really appreciate it, because I would be lost without your insight. But, yes indeed clitorectomies are practiced by our Muslim friends on occaision, for what purpose, I have no idea. Other than more of their sick twisted belief system at work.

And it's now proven : There is not a single topic on the GT forum that will not end in an argument about the muslim faith.

Awesome.

And it does not take long huh? :nope:

Heh, could've been worst.

It's practiced in some parts of Africa due to being a part of local, unpleasant, customs. It's also performed in some areas where Christianity is prevalent. Muslim scholars have gone as far as banning it in relation to Islam. I'm not aware of Christianity banning it.

Maybe you are confusing circumcision. The male genitalia does not have a clit...:yep: