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A man meets a friend he had not seen years ago: "How do you do, man, long not seen you!! How come that??"

His friend replies: "Well, my wife and me had been members in the Opus Dei organization, you know"
"Oh, I see, and how was that, very hard?"
"Yeah, we were asked not to have sexual relations in at least 6 months, to proof our commitment and ability to reject temptations"
"Wow that sounds very hard!"
"No, not completely. The first month went troubleless. The second was already a bit hard. The third was really, really difficult. But then, in the fourth month I was behind my wife when she dropped a box of cookies and she bowed to pick them. She was wearing a short dress, you know...and when she bowed I saw that she was wearing under it just a tanga. I couldn't help myself, I jumped at her and we did it right there, inmediately"
"Oh, what a pity! So you will never be admitted in the Opus Dei again, right?"
"Nope....and neither in Wall Mart shops!!"

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:up: :rotfl: to the both of you and your jokes.:rotfl: