and as for you!!!!!!!!

were the best wee diddy nation in the world i'll have you know

big isnt everything....just look at a sub to a merchant:rotfl:

LMAO, Damn you von hally, your reply about the kilts, ans sheep, made me spew coffee al over my kitchen table. Puts:up:

dont waste the coffee mate...that costs money you know!!!!

lick it up!!!!!...lick it up now!!! before it goes cold!!!!

[quote=jimbuna
Yep.....but twas a slightly longer version....good all the same :up:

How about this one: ;)

Two Scottish businessmen in Edinburgh were sitting down for a break in their soon-to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious

Englishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad English accent asked

'What are you selling' here

One of the men replied sarcastically,

'We're selling arse-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Englishman said,

'You are doing well ... Only two left!'

:p ;)[/quote]


oh aye jimbuna...it just had to be 2 guys from Edinburgh eh???

p.s theres more englishmen in Edinburgh than there is scots nowadays!!!!!!


that leaves even less sheep to go round

better find out where mines has got to???????

LOL :lol:

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[/quote]Can I just correct one thing it is not Englands northern tip :nope:but the Northern tip of Scotland.[/quote]

Don't let the Queen hear you say that. haha