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You might be surprised to find out that a lot of the odd one-liners that float around the web were actually written by him. Take a look at this page and tell me how many you've heard before:
http://www.quotationspage.com/search...ght&file=other |
Spotted 1 or 2 ive heard before.
I like this one... I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. :lol::lol: |
Absolute class http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img152...aughingly2.gif
"I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it. I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world." |
One of my favorites isn't on that list: "My girlfriend treats sex like a rock concert. If she like my performance, she lights a match."
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