lol do you.:D Let see,;) :rotfl:

Check list,
Baseball bat check :up:
Shot gun check :up:
Papers check :up:
Rope check :up:
Lie detector equipment check :up:
Now where did I drop those rubber gloves.:doh:

Don't worry son this will hurt me more than you. :eek:

Look at the bright side boy if you pass the test you will be welcome to the family. :rotfl:

Don't worry Kap. Phillips your not alone. I would screen my daughters boyfriends too.:smug:

I have 4 daughters with the age ranges of 12 (almost 13), 9, 7, and 4.

The oldest all know my stance about the men they will date and the question list that will be asked of them in a dark room with one bright light shining into their eyes gustapo style. :rotfl::rotfl:

I probably wouldnt be gestapo style :lol:

But I wouldnt let just any jock dumbass date my daughter, or some prissy fool date my son. They wont like it, but they'll thank me later :yep:

I too will be like that! We've already decided, some of the guys from my unit will be around, and my bouncer mates will be around in time for the first date.

Any kid who wants to date my daughters will be spending the first date proving himself worthy to us!:rotfl:

So I need to run my visa through her slit to begin the dating process?:arrgh!:

oooooooooo, maybe a lil too crass;)

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