I have a simple solution for this problem...

At the airport, stipulate that everyone who comes into the country has to pass through a metal detector, then simply have a really narrow metal detector walkway. That way, you're not actually saying that you can't come in because of your size; hey presto! no blame and everyone in the PC world has nothing to complain about!

'You can't fit? Oh well, never mind, have a piece of our complementary cake, and then feck off back on the plane lardass! and make sure you sit in the middle, or the pilot will have control difficulties'

Tune in next week when I will be solving the problems of the quest for world peace

:D Chock

Whats to stop the pair of them losing a shedload of weight and getting in then larding back up after

:roll:

The all consuming lack of willpower's fruitless battle against the inexorable, omnipotent draw of cake and pies maybe?

:D Chock

Rating everything by BMI seems a bit ridiculous since it is muscle mass that weights a lot more than fat does.

And beer :cool:

Is this used on any of the south pacific migrants to N.Z.? Some of them would be pushing the limits!:hmm: