You can fire him out of that tube if you want. You can toss him off the conning tower and drive off at flank speed. You can tie him to a torpedo and launch him at a freighter You can toss him into your props. You can shoot him with the deck canon. You can shoot him OUT OF the deck canon.... only to go below decks and find him steering your Uboat directly into that minefield you were trying to avoid before you were out on deck trying to get rid of him (He'll be claiming excitedly that he found a shortcut to AN34 or whaterver destination you're heading to). Bernard is somehow an anomoly of the space time continuum. Get used to him. He's on your boat permanently. He's on.. all our boats....forever.:shifty:

Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.[/quote]

are you willing to use this weapon of horror against human.COme onyou cannot be that cruel even with your enemies,after all that is BERNARD !!![/quote]

I machine gun the survivors of sinking ships...

Bernard will never leave us, he's just something you have to put up with.

Bernard was adopted his real name is Bernard Law

Another Zombie thread --- aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh :eek: :eek: :eek:

Welcome aboard Cicatrix.

Who else is scar-faced? :D