"Range to target Leutnant Timmy?"
...
*mom walks in*
*stares at you... the kid... at you... walks slowly into the kitchen and finds the wine she's hidden behind the pop tarts...*

One of my wife's cotton balls, stretched appropriately.

Give that man a SEEGAR!

Artistic license. You wouldn't be able to tell it was a periscope without being able to see the 'eye'.

If you want, you can think of it as me scanning for an escort.

Once you start having dreams of a smelly bearded man yelling "ALARM" in you ear then I would say you are playing Silent Hunter 1 2 3 or 4 way too much. If not then i say your still ok .

hilarious :rotfl:

Well, I haven't gone that far, but I do still occasionally have dreams in Morse code.

It's weird. No visuals, except a vague perception of a light that pulsates in time with the code.

Of course, I spent 4 years copying for 8 hours a day professionally, and I still do it for fun.

Its impossible to play this game too much. (Tic)