Rykaird |
02-13-07 05:58 PM |
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Originally Posted by Finback
Coming home from a particularily successful cruise, I decided to sail into the inner harbor with my chest all puffed up. Went to get a cup of coffee. Just as I got back to my computer the boat hit the end of the pier and sank. Everyone died.
And of course I hadn't saved.
:nope:
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The fact that you rammed the pier and killed your entire crew directly in front of a marching band and a throng of cheering girls only adds to the exquisite embarassment of the moment.
Honestly, I don't think anyone can top this. I've had some bad moments, some misses, even some collisions, but sir, you stand alone.
The good news is the story of your demise must still be the source of endless jokes down the pub. A guy trips over his shoelaces, stumbles headlong through a plate glass window, and then gets run over by a cab, and everyone laughs and says "Look! He pulled a Finback!"
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