Well I'm blind and need the assistance of the 'London Eye' ;)

If your feeling particularly heartless you could go to Greenwhich and torpedo the Cutty sark.

http://www.hohpe.com/Gregor/Travel/2.../CuttySark.jpg

Yeah but you have to carry the torpedo manually as she is in dry dock;) :p :D :rotfl:

Yeah - you can use the..
-Flying Falke Mk IVXVXXXI /II-T55 super turbo hyper edition (piloted by kamakazi mice) torpeedo, -
Its amazing what the Japanese can come up with to help you out of those tricky situations.

:o I knew they were good with all their electronc gadgets but not THAT good :D :rotfl: :up:

Or you can remove the subnet cutter off the front of your VIIB and systematically use it to saw the boat into pile of timber wood, then rebuild it into a Giant wooden Uboat sculpture to demorilise the British, just make sure you do it at night though, or you might get caught by the police.
Then you could go up to Gunther Prien and say "Scapa flow?, PAH! geuss what we did last patrol! NAH NAHHH NAHHHHH NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" :lol: