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Ich liebe dich und Hoffnung, dich bald zu sehen. Kann nicht zu viel sagen! Einige bummeln im Propagandaministerium willen keinen dobt Zensor dieses. Deinen Willi lieben |
Dearest Gert,
We are scheduled for a rest after this trip. How I long for the nights in the Alps as we sat by the fire enjoying our wine and fresh apples. Everything is moldy after a few days, even though it is the best that can be had. The old hares do a good job of tending to the new boys, and our boat is quite well cared for by staff at base. I have recommended five of the men for medals, and Uncle Karl will see they rewarded. How are your Mother and Father? We've heard of the bombing in Dusseldorf, and my first thoughts were of them. I received a short note from Heinz, as he's being promoted, and will go to Capitains School and then command of his own boat when they dock after this patrol. We should be done soon, and I will then have a 30 to 40 day leave, as we're supposed to get a new and better boat fresh from the builders, with many new features. I hope they have proper heating in the new boat, as the colder water up north makes the boat very uncomfortable, as you are constantly numb from the lack of heat. I hear the Americans have many luxuries for their crews, and find myself rather envious of them at those times when it's so cold. I've found a nice bottle of French Champagne dated 1925, and have sent it home for us when I get there. I'll see if I can get those things for you and the children that you requested, but there have been some restrictions on commerce due to shortages, and don't know for sure what will be available. Tell the children we will soon be a family again, at least for a while. And for you my darling, I wish this wretched war over so we wouldn't have to apart for so long. Yours truely, Wilhelm |
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A month later... My Dearest Kim Today I'm receving a great honor from BdU after saving the top brass from the Gestapo despite being surrounded by the torpedo boats and destoryers that had shot down their plane. As part of the reward I'm going to meet the Furher and guess what? I'll be in the capital for a week so I get to see you again. I must go now Bernard just got stuck in the torpedo tube... again. Your Love Cpt. Cope How's that for the Gestapo! |
Dear Bernard,
Its a long time since you screwed with us. the crew and I dont miss you at all...we still wish you dead, remember that time we had the Tanker lined up perfectly I orderd to Fire tube 1/3 , but you launched the torpedo in tube 5!!!!!!, because of you the Escorts detected us! We're were pissed off because of you!, so we decided to releaf the radio man so he could get some rest and put you there....you got an radio contact unidentified but you told the navigator it must be a big ship...so we high tailed ourself there for a bloody Fishing boat!!! we spended too much diesel on that one. we couldnt get to the grid anymore and return to base afterwards so we had to decide what to do...we fired you off the radio station and we putted you in the Elec. Engine compartment...we spotted an Large Cargo so we decided to dive...we were detected by one of the airplanes that was flying nearby and we crash dive but at the sudden you got a smart Idea by pushing the screwdriver into an empty Lightbulb entry....you blew up most of the security fuses in the Sub. keeping us dead in the water recieving mayor damage from the Depth bombs. We still didnt hurt you, but we started to hate you very very much. The navigator got ill for a while so we decided to put you in his place. you didnt do much but at the sudded we noticed that we got it cold very very cold....I went on the bridge to see what was wrong. you send us the wrong ****ing way!!!!! you got us near antartica for crying out loud!!! now we didnt have enough fuel to get back to base!!!! at the way home we left you locked up in the Bow torpedo room we tied your hands so you couldnt screw anything up. we where heading back to base on the right course but 100 km from base I had to send an Emergency report so someone could pick us up...after 9 hours the Trawler arived to pull us back to base...we didnt know what happend but at the sudden you managed to slam ur head on the Fire Torpedo button giving the trawler the 4 Eels Surprise package up his ass! I didnt hesitate , I went to my Room opened the vault picked the Ludger went to the torpedo room and shot you in the chest 4 times , 3 times on ur knees and 2 in each hand of yours. we tought you where dead. you're were still alive...at that moment the crew knew you where Hell itself....we got back to base. I got took a full beating from the BDU how in hells name we sunk that trawler...I explained everything. but it didnt save me...I lost all my awards and fame . I got downgraded from an VIIC type to an IIA type. I lost most of my crew because they had an traumatic experience and they where sended to an Hospital for the mental diseased....all because of YOU!!! BERNAARD! Dont get well , and please do the German Navy a pleasure an jump from the roof. HunterICX Commander of the U-9 Adress: Kriegsmarine Hospital 52103 Lorient 2nd Flotilla |
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Letter cencored Liebster Lili ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------. Deinen Willi lieben Memo to BdU: Deinen Willi lieben - NO RECORD FOUND. Letter cencored. Suspect under survalliance In Confidance: Memo to Gestapo: Deinen Willi lieben - Suspected spy. Letter seems to be a cypted msg of some sort. Have CENCORED the letter but have forward the content on to Gestapo HQ. Its strongly recommended that he be brought in for questioning. |
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Letter cleared. My dearest Lulu Im fine. All is good. Im treated well, and im eating good. Im proud to be a German submariner, and we are going to win this war. We will be doing war-related stuff sometime in the future, but i dont know where. I dont know where i am, or what my job is. But its a lot of fun. I hope this letter passes the Ministry of propaganda. Your faithful love Bernard Dummköpf Memo to BdU Bernard Dummköpf - Represents a Fine example of an upstanding Germanic Soldier and an Ideal German. We recommend him for a commendation. |
Ministary of Propoganda
Letter cleared. Dear Bernard, Have married Father, Love Mother Memo to BdU. Since Bernard Dummköpf is such a Fine example of German Pride we feel that its appropreate that on such a grand day as this he be given a 48Hour Shore leave pass to travel home for the happy ocassion. |
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Letter cencored Dearest Gert, We are scheduled for a rest after this trip. How I long for the nights in the Alps as we sat by the fire enjoying our wine and fresh apples. Everything is -------------- days, even though it is the best that can be had. The old hands do a good job of tending to the new boys, and our boat is quite well cared for by staff at base. I have recommended five of the men for medals, and Uncle Karl will see they rewarded. How are your Mother and Father? We've heard of the ---------------, and my first thoughts were of them. I received a short note from Heinz, as he's being promoted, and will go to ----------------- and then -------------- when they ------- this ------. We should be done soon, and I will then have a 30 to 40 day leave, as we're supposed to get a -----------------, with --------------. I hope they have ------------ in the -------, as the colder water ------- makes the -----------, as you are constantly -----------------. I hear the -------------------, and find myself rather -------------------------------. -------------------------------------------------, and have sent it home for us when I get there. ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------. Tell the children we will soon be a family again, at least for a while. And for you my darling, I wish this --------------- so we wouldn't have to apart for so long. Yours truely, Wilhelm Memo to BdU: Wilhelm - Please supply the Last name and Boat of this sender. In Confidance: Memo TO Ordnungspolizei Wilhelm - Additional information has been requested of BdU on this indurvidual. Hes suspected of being involved Contraban/Smuggling. Memo to Gestapo: Wilhelm - Additional information has been requested of BdU on this indurvidual. More flagrant flouting of Part doctrine. He shows a distinct symapthay to decadent american standards. The KM, it would seem, may need an intensive shake up. |
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Letter cencored My Dearest Kim Today I'm receving a great honor from BdU after ------------------------------- -------- despite being surrounded by the torpedo boats and destoryers that had shot down their plane. As part of the reward I'm going to ---------- and guess what? I'll be in the capital for a week so I get to see you again. I must go now Bernard just got stuck in the torpedo tube... again. Your Love Kpt. Cope Memo to BdU Kpt. Cope - How is it that this man, under investigation, has been promoted from Sr. Liteutenant to Kpt. No 1 person is above the Party Line, regardless of circumstances. We strongly protest this matter and have forwarded it to a higher authority. Memo to Getapo Kpt. Cope - At this stage in time we recommend that all further investigation in to this man be suspended. We would suggest that you wait untill public awarness has droped over this unfortunate and embarressing matter and then, when he least expect's it, make him disappear. |
Dear Bernard,
Its a long time ---- you -- with us. The crew and I -- miss you -------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HunterICX ------------------- ---------------------------- ------------- ------------- Memo to BdU HunterICX - This would have to be with out a doubt the worst case of service rilvalry that has ever crossed my desk. The amount of dicontent this officer has shown to a fellow member of the KM is appawling. We rcommend immediate displinary action on this matter and a reduction in senoroity for 2 years. |
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I P*SS MYSELF!!!!! ROFL!!!!!! INSANELY GOOD!!!!!!! THATS THE BEST I'VE EVER READ!!!!!!! HUNTERICX: YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!!!! |
Thank you Seth, I was at work wich i had a rather boring hour of doing nothing ,so i wrote this nice letter.
Also I pissed myself laughing when I pictured the scene where the Herrkaleun goes to his fault picked the Ludger , and shot bernard straigh away just imagine urself as one of the crew member in front of the door to the Torpedo room...you would see the Herrkaleun going inside with his ludger and you're thinking ow crap he really done it now....and then PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG!!! THERE BERNARD HOW YOU LIKE THAT YOU CRUBLIM PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SH!T!:rotfl: Just a warning seth, more to come soon. |
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